• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你(👽)曾经看到过(😸)的毁三观的(📫)画面是什(🦀)么
• 3你曾经做过(guò )最(zuì )羞耻的事情是什(🥗)么(me )
• 4你听过(guò )或看(kàn )过哪些变态故事

1丑陋(🏉)片尾曲(⚽)

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音(📖)(yīn )乐人

所(🐭)属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🗡)文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三观(guā(♋)n )的(✖)画面是什么

3你曾经做过(guò )最羞耻的事(🕓)情是什么

4你(nǐ )听过(🤮)或(🔶)看过哪些(🍂)变态故事

几大桌(🕰)子的宾客正吃几顿的(🍅)兴奋突然之(zhī )间(👩)靠院墙(qiáng )的(🗑)几桌(🎆)客人(ré(➡)n )一(🏴)阵大乱

大家闷哼看过来原来是是院墙隔壁有一些邪(xié )秽(huì )的(de )东西(💬)不时飞过(guò )来

酒菜不能不能再吃一(🍲)(yī )些(🍷)宾客的衣(yī )服也沾了脏(🥠)很多人都气(🧙)的怒骂(🎴)

做为(wéi )主人(👿)的(🗄)二舅(❄)也就(🌟)肯(⛪)定不能(né(🎁)ng )不闻不(💘)问

他跟(gēn )宾客们(💉)道了几句(🆒)歉就拿梯子爬到院墙和邻(🐵)居对骂

王桂英(🍨)我XXXXX你(nǐ )平时跟我瞎折腾(❔)我也就忍了今(jīn )天你去见这样(yàng )多(duō(🍥) )人跟我(😩)较(jiào )劲我非撕烂你的(de )嘴巴不可二舅站在梯(🍸)子气(🚉)极败坏(huài )的骂道

吴(💷)明宏你(🈵)有(yǒu )胆(💾)子就再试(🕟)试你(nǐ )一天不把事情(😉)(qíng )能(🐭)解决(🚜)好(🍌)老(💓)娘(😠)就一天不(👎)放你对(🎎)(duì )面传他们来了一个妇女的(✏)骂声

二舅家农村(cūn )的房子是挨(🛅)得很(hě(🥦)n )近隔壁建的(🎳)

以前房子一样高下(xià )雨天各(🎫)家(🥝)屋上的雨水(shuǐ )向(👱)着瓦片淌入各家院里(🔚)(lǐ(🐴) )

可二舅拆(〰)了旧房(fáng )起新房新房比(🏘)隔壁(bì )的(de )房子高了(🚭)半米(mǐ )角上的雨水就往(wǎng )隔壁屋顶上(😻)(shàng )流肯(📮)定也(🛐)(yě )就进了他家的(🥇)院子

不过(guò )这(zhè )也并非(📊)有什么大事

流到院(yuàn )子(zǐ )里院子里(lǐ(🌄) )的确就有排(🎇)水(🕷)沟(gōu )能(🦐)(néng )有(🌭)什么东西影(🕧)响呢(ne )

不过王桂(🐆)英不(bú )这样(🦗)想

原来大家大(📯)都庄稼(🌔)人(rén )靠天收成经济(📊)条件不多邻里关系也美满和(🈵)谐

可(👏)二舅(🕔)这几年地里活不忙(⚫)就去城里打零工(gōng )挣的(🗳)钱(🥏)盖了(🧒)这几间新瓦房

些农(👳)村人(💁)就有这个红眼(🍭)病见岂能别人比自己(🗻)过的好尤(😲)(yóu )其是(shì )以前(🍠)都(🐖)觉得不(🏷)如(rú )你自己的(🏅)

王桂英就一直看不起二舅(jiù )

王桂英的男人(⛳)叫(📜)(jiào )陈四虎

名字里面只不过(😥)有(yǒ(🐯)u )个(😱)虎字但是是只病猫

陈四(🏆)虎老实(shí )的三棍子打不出个屁(🌬)来(💻)

他怕(pà )事平时家(🤫)里的事(💱)全是王桂(guì(🦖) )英撑(🥜)腰

今(👂)天(🍱)二舅摆上梁酒王桂英不知好歹找碴(chá )陈四虎就躲在屋里不出头

陈四虎你出不出来管一管你如果这样再(zài )不论别怪我一点也不客气了(🧜)王桂英骂的真的很难听(✖)手中还不(bú(🙋) )时(shí )的铲着鸡粪猪粪往院子这(💿)边甩(👼)二舅实在是(shì )忍无可忍的道(🚪)

爹你跟他(tā )啰(luō )唆(📼)什么呢(ne )东(🥪)(dōng )西啊(💡)大表哥(🕺)(gē )的(🖇)确对二舅实在是(shì )太温(❕)和(⬜)的处理(lǐ )不满(☔)(mǎ(🆘)n )

大表哥拿板凳(🌽)攀过了(le )院墙可以打(🤸)开(💵)了隔壁的(de )大门

早守在门口的二表哥带着兴奋(fèn )几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过王(🔷)桂英手(🛣)(shǒu )中(zhōng )的铁锹出来(👠)是一顿打(🍊)

幸好村里几个干部也几人就把众人给抽开了

王桂英说(➕)要可(🐍)以报警村书记许红星嘲弄道王(😄)桂英你(⛺)(nǐ )有(🤚)脸打110人家(jiā(🌡) )摆酒(jiǔ )席你泼屎打了(👚)你又是(shì(🌒) )活(☝)该倒霉你今天要(🚯)不(bú )向吴(🙏)老二道歉吧看我咋收拾好你(🏗)(nǐ(🎡) )

王桂(🕳)(guì )英哪里肯去道(🌵)歉

她(tā )见所有(yǒu )人都奚(🛋)落她的不是(🚹)顿时就气的(🖐)要撞墙自戕

更何(🦒)况几(jǐ )人(😺)的人(🗝)多把她给拉住了

这(👅)时候场面僵在(zài )原地了(le )几(🎆)方面都(dō(🔹)u )下不来台(🚺)

更何况陈(✈)四虎从房里(📿)走了出来(♑)他向二舅道了歉还向许书记只要(yào )管(📰)好老婆(pó )自愿来(lá(🌧)i )陪(🎤)偿二(èr )舅三百块(🏵)钱王桂英也被(🔲)懦(⬜)弱的陈(chén )四(🧚)虎气的一时间回(🏄)了娘家(jiā )事情才(cá(🦀)i )算告了一(yī(🕯) )段落

事情(🏕)下来了一年多我又回来了一次二舅家吃饭(⭕)(fàn )不这回是白事

王桂英(🚎)那次受了气(💎)虽(suī(⛴) )说(shuō )对二舅一(🕕)家耿耿于怀但更气陈四虎的太窝(wō )囊

她(🤱)天(🔶)天上更加变本加厉(lì )的数落陈四虎的(🚽)(de )懦弱无能终于成功把陈四虎给烧(🛄)穿了

那(🚰)天二舅(🍜)还(hái )在城里去(🦆)打(dǎ )工二舅妈一(🎸)个人在(😎)菜地干(🌁)活的人(🖖)

陈四虎那着砍草的镰刀来到(🥉)菜(♏)地把二舅妈砍(🎨)翻在地

镰(lián )刀再(🌜)锋利但远远超(🐲)出长(zhǎng )度(🛰)也没办法一下(📌)把人脑袋砍下来

陈(chén )四虎(hǔ )面驳周(zhōu )边惊慌的村(🍗)民的面一(🎌)镰(🕐)刀一镰刀(⛅)的砍下了二舅妈的脑袋

接着提着(🚗)血淋淋的的脑(📞)(nǎo )袋回到家里扔到(🥩)了王桂英(🤠)面(🤮)前

你看一(yī )下(xià )我(🚝)倒底有没(💄)窝囊废有胆量(🌦)的(🥩)村民伏在门缝上见(🐍)(jiàn )到(🤩)他这(💅)样(🚤)(yàng )的话问王(✋)桂英

王桂英(🛎)(yī(🧞)ng )被吓的魂不(🏣)附(⚫)体号陶痛(🥦)(tòng )哭(♌)

陈(🔃)四(sì )虎得(♍)意地(dì )的(🌹)压了一桶(tǒng )水洗干净(🤶)的手脚正坐在堂(🏏)(táng )屋看电(👆)视节(🙍)目

很快(📵)地(dì )J察就进了(🏐)村立即逮(🤜)捕了陈(chén )四虎

法医仵(🙊)作验尸(shī )让亲戚邻里(lǐ )自己去看

大夏(🖼)天放了一(🚬)两天(⤵)(tiān )的人头恶臭很难闻看完的人都(⬇)(dōu )吐了

吃东西的那天王(wáng )桂英是没(mé(✝)i )有再(🚗)找你麻烦

她家的门上落了(🐚)锁没人(🍊)明白(🕟)了她去(qù )哪了