• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看到过的毁三(🤯)观的画面(♓)(miàn )是(📃)什么
• 3你(nǐ )曾经做(💙)过(💮)最羞耻(🎠)的(de )事情是什么
• 4你(🆗)听过或(huò )看过哪些(🔢)变(🧠)态故(gù )事

1丑(🙆)陋片尾(🌗)曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(ré(📣)n )

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🌇)文(🧗)歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ(🍫) )曾(céng )经看到过的毁三观的(de )画面是(🚋)什么

3你曾经做(zuò(🐘) )过最羞耻的(🚕)事情是什么

4你听(tīng )过(🕘)或看过哪(🏻)些变(biàn )态(tài )故事(💫)

几大桌(💍)子的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突然之间(jiān )靠(🚿)院(yuàn )墙的几桌客人(ré(⛔)n )一阵大(dà )乱

大(dà )家(jiā )闷哼看过来原来(🏀)是是院墙(🥄)(qiáng )隔壁(bì )有(💦)一些(🐃)邪秽的(🦎)东(dōng )西不时飞(fēi )过(guò )来

酒(jiǔ )菜不(🌥)能不(🖲)能再吃一(💋)些宾(📊)客(🥥)的衣服(😣)也沾了脏很(hěn )多人都气的怒骂

做为主人的二(🛰)舅也就肯定不能(🌒)不闻不问

他(tā )跟宾客们道了几句歉就拿梯子(🧝)爬到院墙(qiáng )和邻(lín )居(🌠)对骂

王桂(🥏)英我(⏯)XXXXX你平时跟我(wǒ )瞎折腾(🐻)我也就忍(🈚)了今天(tiān )你(nǐ )去(🌝)见(😑)这样多人跟(🍎)我较劲我非撕烂你的嘴(🍋)巴(bā )不可二舅(🐙)站在梯子气(qì )极败坏的(de )骂(🌆)道

吴(🔚)明宏你有胆子(zǐ )就再试试你一(🚍)天不把事情(🍝)能解决好老(lǎo )娘就一(yī )天不放你(🤡)对面(mià(🕗)n )传他们来(🛂)了一个(gè(🦇) )妇女的骂声

二(🎎)舅(jiù )家(jiā )农村(🕓)的房子是挨得(🔟)很近隔(🎚)壁建的

以前(🏪)房子一样(⛓)高下雨天各(🌜)(gè(🦔) )家屋上的(🌎)雨水向着瓦片淌入各(😪)(gè )家院里

可二舅拆了旧房起新房新房比隔壁的房(🦂)子高了半米角上(🎙)的雨水就(jiù )往隔(📳)壁(💽)屋顶上流(🐯)肯定(💒)也(yě )就进(📡)了他(tā )家的院子(🔜)

不过(🦓)这也(yě(🐘) )并(🗡)非有什么(me )大事

流(liú )到院子里院子里(lǐ )的确就(jiù )有排水(🔓)(shuǐ )沟能(néng )有什(🎟)么东西(xī )影响呢

不过王(🌷)桂(🦉)英不这样想

原来(🧢)大家大(dà(🚆) )都庄稼人靠天(✅)收成经济(👝)条(tiáo )件不多邻(lín )里关(🎶)系也(🍐)美(měi )满和谐

可二舅这几(jǐ )年(🤙)地里活不忙就去城里打零工(🙄)挣的钱盖(gài )了这几间新瓦房

些(🆑)农村人就有这(zhè )个红(hóng )眼病(👪)见岂能别(bié )人比自己过的好尤其是以前(qián )都觉(🤟)得不(bú )如你自己(🌄)的

王桂(⛸)英就一直(zhí )看不(👈)起二舅

王桂英(yīng )的(💏)男人叫陈四虎

名字(🕴)(zì )里(lǐ(⛏) )面只不(🚄)过有个虎字但是是只病猫(mā(🦓)o )

陈四虎老(lǎo )实的三棍子(❔)打(🗽)不(bú )出个屁来(👿)

他怕事平(🔮)时家里的事全(🔗)(quán )是王桂(🕉)英(yīng )撑腰

今天二(èr )舅(♐)摆上梁(🐛)酒王桂英不知好歹(😴)找碴陈四(🤾)虎(hǔ )就躲在屋里不(🚊)出头(👺)

陈(🔞)(chén )四虎你出(🚀)不出来管一管(🈺)你如果这样再(🎊)不(😵)论别怪我一点也不(bú(📭) )客气了王桂英(❗)骂(mà(🎩) )的真的很(🌕)难听手中还不时(🐇)的铲(🛰)着鸡粪(🍦)猪粪(👽)往院(🎴)子(zǐ )这边甩(shuǎi )二(😦)舅实在是忍无可忍(rě(🌕)n )的道

爹(diē )你跟(🍌)他啰唆什么(🍥)呢东(🧠)西(💘)啊大(🎨)表哥的(🔐)确对二(èr )舅实在是(🤺)太温和的处理不满

大表(🔜)(biǎo )哥拿板凳攀过(👐)了(le )院墙可(🆘)以(🍖)打开了隔壁的(de )大门(mén )

早守在门(🚞)口的二表哥(💷)带着(🃏)兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥(🌰)而上夺(duó )过(💡)王桂(💇)英手中的铁锹(🚟)出来是(shì )一顿打

幸(xì(🦄)ng )好村里几个干部(😗)也几人就把众(zhòng )人(rén )给(🚿)抽开了

王桂(guì )英说要(yào )可以(🔶)报警(🔸)村书记许(xǔ )红(hó(➗)ng )星嘲弄道王桂英你有(🏭)脸打110人(rén )家摆(📎)酒席你泼屎打(dǎ )了(🙁)你又(yòu )是(⛺)活该(⬛)倒(dǎo )霉(méi )你今(🌅)天要不向吴老二道(🔄)歉吧看我(wǒ )咋(✒)收拾好你(nǐ )

王桂英哪里肯(kěn )去道(dào )歉

她见所(🚄)有人都奚(🐅)(xī )落她(🐼)的不(🚒)是顿时(shí )就气(🛳)(qì )的要(yào )撞墙自戕

更何(🔼)况几人的人多把她给拉住了

这(✍)(zhè )时候场面僵在原地(🐁)了几方面都下不来(lái )台

更何况陈四(sì )虎(hǔ )从房里走了(🥫)出来他向二舅道了歉还向许书(😆)记只(⬅)要管好老婆自(✊)愿(🥤)来(lái )陪(🦖)偿二舅(jiù )三百(🌇)块钱王桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎(🗿)气的一时间回了娘家事(shì )情才算告了一段落

事情(qíng )下来了一年多我又回来了一次(🏃)二舅(📚)(jiù )家吃(chī(🎮) )饭不这回是白事

王桂(🔳)英那次(🖐)受了气虽说(🍌)对二舅一家耿耿于怀但更气陈四虎的太窝囊(🌲)

她天天上(shàng )更加(🤞)变本加厉的数落陈四虎的(de )懦弱(😹)无能终于成功把陈四(🆘)虎(hǔ )给(gě(❇)i )烧(💂)穿了(🎉)

那天(🏚)二舅还在城里(lǐ(🤵) )去(🐯)打(🙍)工二舅妈一(yī )个人在菜地干活的人

陈四(🏕)虎那着砍(kǎ(🌆)n )草的镰刀来到菜(🚓)地把二舅妈砍(🏁)(kǎ(📚)n )翻在地

镰(🦁)刀(🖇)再锋利但远远超(🚏)出长度也没(méi )办法一下把人脑袋砍下来

陈四虎面(🐪)驳周边(📄)惊(😓)慌的村民的面一镰刀一镰(🙎)刀的砍下了二舅妈的脑袋

接着(💈)提着(🔑)血(🎗)淋(lín )淋的的脑袋回到(dào )家(💒)里扔到(dà(🔋)o )了(〽)王(wáng )桂(🐉)英面前

你看(kàn )一下我倒底有没(méi )窝囊废有胆量的(😯)村(🕧)民(😭)伏在门缝上见到他这样的话问王桂英

王桂英被吓的魂(🙀)不(bú )附体号陶痛哭

陈四虎(🧐)(hǔ )得(dé )意地的压了一桶水洗干(👜)净(jìng )的手脚(jiǎo )正坐在堂(😊)屋看电(🙂)视节目(🌓)

很(hěn )快地J察就进(😩)了村(🏚)立即(🏃)(jí )逮捕(👹)了陈四虎(😍)

法(🌓)医仵作验尸让亲戚(🖱)邻里(lǐ )自己去(qù(🐈) )看(💟)

大夏(🤓)天放(fàng )了一两天的人头恶臭很难(nán )闻(wén )看完(♎)的人(💳)都吐(tǔ(✋) )了

吃东西(🦂)的那天王桂(🕊)英是(shì )没(méi )有再找你麻烦

她家的门(mén )上落(luò )了(le )锁没人明白(🏹)了她(♍)去哪了