• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾经看到过(guò )的毁三观的(📢)画面是什么(🍫)
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻(🚛)的事(shì )情(🚢)是什(💺)么
• 4你听过或看过哪些变态故事

1丑(chǒu )陋片尾(wěi )曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编(🕉)曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专(📖)辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🔸)文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到(⬇)过的毁(❎)三观的画(🐿)面(😝)是什(shí )么(😢)

3你曾经做过(🚯)最羞耻(🔦)的(🛤)事情(qíng )是什么

4你(nǐ )听过或(🛬)看(kàn )过哪些变(🐠)态故事

几大桌子的宾客正(🌖)吃(🖐)几顿的兴奋突然之间(📗)靠院墙的几桌客(🙁)人一阵大(🍴)(dà )乱

大(dà(👣) )家闷哼(hēng )看(🅿)过来(🎟)原(🍀)来是是院(💄)墙隔壁有(🐻)一些邪(🦐)(xié )秽的东西不时(🥤)飞过来

酒菜不能不能再吃(chī )一些宾(🐠)客的衣服也沾了脏很多人都(dōu )气(qì )的怒(nù )骂

做为主人(😼)的二舅也(🔐)就肯定不(🕳)能不(🏜)闻不问

他跟宾客(📝)们道了几句歉就(jiù(😯) )拿梯子爬(🍱)到院墙和邻(📇)居(🚾)对骂(mà(⛱) )

王(🐸)桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我(🕍)瞎折腾我也(🌗)就忍了今天(👺)你去(🖖)见这样多人跟我较(🔡)劲我(🈷)非(🤢)撕烂(làn )你(😗)的(de )嘴(🐶)巴不可二舅站在梯子气(🍴)极败坏(huài )的(🐸)骂(😦)道

吴明宏你(😏)有胆子(💠)就再试试你一天不把事情能解决好老娘就一天不(🎱)放你(🕛)对面(💙)传他(tā )们来了一个(gè )妇女(nǚ )的骂声

二舅家农村的房子(zǐ )是挨得很(🛀)近(🏮)隔(🏎)壁(🔯)建的

以前房子一样高下(🕯)雨(yǔ )天各(📦)家屋上的雨水向着(✋)瓦片淌入(rù )各家(🦁)院(yuàn )里(lǐ )

可(kě )二舅拆了旧(jiù )房起新房(🗜)新房(fáng )比(🎪)隔壁的房子高了半米(💝)角上(🙊)(shàng )的雨水就往(🥡)(wǎng )隔壁屋顶上流(liú(🛒) )肯(👳)定(dìng )也就进了他(⛹)家的院子

不过这也并非(🥇)(fēi )有什(shí )么大事

流到院子里院子里(lǐ(🏚) )的确就有排水沟能有什么(💅)东西影响呢

不过王桂英(🧗)不这样想

原来(🏾)大(🏛)家大都(dōu )庄稼人靠天收成经济(🎈)条(tiá(🐽)o )件不多(🈶)(duō )邻里关(👖)系(🖊)也美满和谐(🔎)

可二舅这(zhè )几年地(dì(🌉) )里活不忙就(jiù )去城里打零(líng )工挣的钱盖了这几(jǐ )间新瓦房(fá(🤶)ng )

些农村人就有(🐺)这(🚠)个红眼病见岂能别人(⛩)比自己过(🍊)的好尤其是以(yǐ )前都觉(jiào )得不(🐖)如你(nǐ )自己的

王(🍖)桂英就一直(🧔)看不起二舅

王桂英的男(🚮)人叫陈四(🏭)虎

名字(📀)里面只不(bú )过有个虎字但是是只病猫

陈四虎老实的三(⚽)(sān )棍子(📏)打不(bú )出(chū(🌁) )个屁来

他怕事平(🎙)(pí(🥠)ng )时家里的事全是王桂英撑(🧔)腰

今(jīn )天二舅摆上梁酒(jiǔ )王桂英不(🙏)知(🍢)好歹找(zhǎ(🤮)o )碴陈四虎就(jiù(🆓) )躲在屋里(lǐ(🌷) )不出头(💘)

陈四虎(hǔ(👷) )你出(🔱)不(🏇)出来管(😯)一管你如果这样再不论别怪我一点也不客气了王(wáng )桂英骂的真的很难(nán )听手中还不时的(〰)铲着鸡粪(😞)猪粪往院子这边甩二舅实在是忍(🕔)(rěn )无可(🚆)忍的道

爹你(🐣)跟(🤟)他啰唆什么呢(🏽)东(⛎)西(😰)啊大表哥的确对二舅实(💕)在(🗝)是太温和(😵)的处理不(🤠)满

大(dà )表哥拿板凳(🍦)攀过了院(yuàn )墙可以打(⛑)开了隔壁(⚽)的(🦑)大门(🙋)

早守(😽)在(zà(🏑)i )门(🍳)口的二(🍘)表哥带着兴奋几(🌉)个堂(📖)兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手中的(de )铁锹出来是一顿打

幸(🏇)好(hǎ(🛣)o )村里几个干部也几人就把众(😐)人(rén )给抽开了

王桂英(🚲)说要(❗)可以(🚬)报警村书记(🤾)许(xǔ )红(♿)星嘲弄道(🎢)王桂英(yīng )你(nǐ )有脸打110人家(👿)摆(bǎi )酒席你(nǐ )泼(🚗)屎(👤)打了你又是活该倒霉你今天(✌)要不向(👪)吴(wú )老二道歉吧看(🆚)(kà(⛪)n )我咋收拾(shí(🎲) )好你

王桂(guì )英哪(nǎ )里(🤽)肯去道(dào )歉

她见所(suǒ )有人都奚落她的不是顿(🖕)时就气(🎶)的要撞墙自戕

更何况(🍄)几(🦃)人的(👀)人多(🎣)把她给(gěi )拉住了

这时(🔳)候场面僵(jiāng )在原地了(👁)几方面(🍛)都下不(bú )来台(🐯)

更(🗜)何况陈四虎从(cóng )房里走了出来他向二舅道了(📺)歉还(🌆)向许书记只要管好(hǎ(🤵)o )老婆自愿(🚱)来陪偿二舅三百(bǎi )块钱王桂(guì )英也被懦弱(ruò )的陈四虎气(🔞)的一时间回了(🌽)娘家事情(qíng )才算告了一段落

事情下来(🛑)了(le )一年多我(🏰)又(🥫)回来了一次二舅家吃饭不这回是白事(shì )

王(wáng )桂英那(🛶)次受了(le )气虽说(shuō )对二舅一家(🖋)耿耿于怀但(dàn )更(gèng )气(qì )陈四虎的(💄)(de )太窝囊

她天天上更加变(biàn )本加厉的数(shù )落陈(chén )四虎的懦弱(🤗)无能(néng )终(zhōng )于(🎟)成(🕥)功(🌛)把陈四虎给烧穿了

那(🤭)(nà(🐣) )天二舅还在(🌐)(zài )城(⤴)里(lǐ )去打工二舅妈一个人在菜地(dì(🔜) )干(gà(🚧)n )活(🔘)的人

陈四虎那着砍草(🥀)的镰刀来到菜(🥅)地把二舅妈砍(🕒)翻在(🤠)(zài )地(🕝)(dì )

镰刀再锋(🦔)利但远(👐)远超出长度(💰)也没办法(🕶)一下把人(rén )脑(🎱)袋砍下(🌎)来

陈四虎(🛤)面驳(🚑)周(🆚)边惊慌的村民(mín )的面(🛢)一(👏)镰刀一(yī )镰刀(dāo )的砍下(🍎)(xià )了二(🚵)舅妈的(de )脑(nǎo )袋

接着提着血淋淋(lín )的的(de )脑袋回(🏂)到家里扔到了王桂(🥗)英面前

你看一下我倒(🍕)底(dǐ )有没窝囊废有胆(💣)量的村民伏在门缝上见到他这(zhè )样的(🌈)(de )话问王桂英(yīng )

王(🚯)(wáng )桂英被吓的魂(hún )不附体号(🏈)陶痛哭(📷)

陈四(sì )虎得意地的压(yā )了(le )一(🍑)桶水洗干净(jìng )的手(✈)脚正坐在(zài )堂(táng )屋看电视节目

很快地J察就进了村(🚦)立即逮捕(🉐)了(🕸)陈(chén )四虎

法医仵(wǔ )作(🚗)验尸让亲戚邻里自(🌛)己去(qù )看(kà(🏞)n )

大夏(🎷)天放了一两天的(de )人头恶臭(🔏)很(🏼)难闻(👎)看完(🎳)的人(📗)(rén )都吐了

吃东(🎉)西的那天(🅿)王桂(🏧)(guì )英是没有再找你麻烦

她(✏)家的门上(🐸)落(📖)了(🥡)锁(🏚)没(méi )人明白了她去哪了