• 1丑陋片尾曲(qǔ )
• 2你曾经看到过的(de )毁三观的画面(⚽)是(🚰)什(shí )么
• 3你曾(céng )经做(🕜)过最羞耻(🖋)的事情是什(🈸)(shí )么
• 4你听过(🔣)或看过(🐐)哪些(👿)变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲(qǔ )

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编(🕵)曲(📹)创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )

所属专辑(🌿)HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(gē(🦎) )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到(⚪)(dà(🎭)o )过(guò )的毁三(sān )观的画(⛩)面是什(shí )么

3你曾(céng )经做过最羞耻的事情(qíng )是什么(me )

4你(😤)听(🍉)过或看过(guò )哪些变态故(⏸)事

几大(⌚)桌子(zǐ(⛺) )的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突然之间靠院墙的几(👙)桌客人一(🕎)阵大(♏)乱

大(dà )家闷(mèn )哼看(kàn )过来原来是是(shì(🈁) )院(yuàn )墙隔壁有(📏)(yǒu )一些邪(🐥)秽的(📷)东西(👾)不时飞(🕙)过来

酒菜(🌗)不能(néng )不(⏭)能再(zài )吃一些(🥠)(xiē(🏹) )宾客的衣(🤐)服也沾了脏很(🐓)多(➰)人都(dōu )气的怒(nù )骂

做为主人(😜)的二舅(🏻)也就肯定(📘)不能不闻不(bú )问

他(🛴)(tā )跟宾客们道了几句(jù )歉就(🛴)拿梯(tī )子(⏸)(zǐ )爬到院墙和邻居对(duì(🗯) )骂

王(⛩)桂英我XXXXX你(🌒)平时跟我(🐬)瞎折腾我也就忍了(🐊)今天(🤧)你(🐝)去见这样(yàng )多人(🗃)跟我较劲我(wǒ(👪) )非撕烂你的嘴巴不(✏)可二舅(🤭)站在(🔇)梯子气极败(🔢)(bài )坏的骂道

吴明宏(hóng )你有胆子就再试试你一天不把事情(qí(🚜)ng )能解决好老(lǎo )娘就一(yī )天不放你对面(🗓)传他们来了一个妇女(nǚ )的骂声

二舅家(📅)农村的房子是挨得很近(🔍)(jìn )隔(gé )壁建的

以前房子一样高下雨(⛴)天各(🐘)家屋(🐗)(wū )上的雨(yǔ )水向着(♊)瓦片淌入(rù )各(🥊)(gè )家院里

可(kě )二舅(😯)拆了旧房起新房(🎺)新房比隔壁的(de )房子高了(⛔)半米角上的(📦)雨(🚅)水就往隔壁屋顶上流肯(kěn )定也(yě )就(🍱)进(🚃)(jìn )了他家的(🔹)院子(🈸)

不过这(🍼)也并非有什么大事(🚧)(shì )

流(😌)到院子(zǐ )里院子(🐢)里的(🚄)确就有排水沟能(⏰)有什么东(🐈)西影响呢(ne )

不过王(🔕)桂(🍉)英不这样想

原来大(🤘)家大(👂)都庄稼人(🚄)靠天收成经(😝)济(🎹)条件不多邻(🐧)里关系也美(🐆)满和(hé )谐(🌦)

可二舅这(💂)几年(🚻)(nián )地里活不忙就去城里打零工挣的钱盖(🌱)了这几间新瓦房

些农(nóng )村人就(jiù )有这(📣)个(👐)红眼病见岂能别(🎛)(bié )人比自己过的好尤其是(shì )以前都觉得不如(👦)你自己的

王(🤝)桂英就一(😡)直看(♋)不起二舅(jiù )

王桂英的(🔬)男人叫陈四虎

名字(zì )里面只不过有个(gè )虎字但是是只病猫(māo )

陈四虎老(🌩)实的(📫)三棍子打不出个(🏄)屁来(🤭)

他怕事平时家里(⏲)的事全是王(🔹)桂(😩)英(🍭)撑(💈)腰

今(jīn )天(⛪)(tiān )二舅摆上(🛤)梁酒王桂英不知好歹找碴(🍪)陈四虎就躲(duǒ )在屋(🧦)里不(bú )出头

陈四虎你出不出(🍷)来管(guǎn )一管你(💛)如(rú )果这(📂)样(👒)再不论(🔴)别怪我一点(🔮)也不(🐮)客气了王桂(guì )英骂的真的很难听手中还不时的铲(🚃)着鸡粪猪(zhū )粪往院子(🖇)这边甩二舅实在(zài )是(🔈)忍(🌅)无(🌩)可忍(✳)(rěn )的道

爹你(🐡)跟他(🐸)啰唆(🏠)什么(🥔)呢东(🦉)西啊大表哥(📈)(gē )的(🏝)确对二舅(🍕)实在是太温和的处(👕)理不(🕐)满(mǎn )

大(🎡)(dà )表(biǎ(🚿)o )哥拿板凳攀过了(📦)院墙可以打开了隔壁的大门

早守在门口的二表哥(🏩)带(dài )着兴(😿)奋几个堂(táng )兄(xiōng )弟一拥(yōng )而上夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出来是一(🏴)顿打

幸(🎁)好村里(lǐ )几个(gè(💐) )干部也几人(👗)(rén )就把众人给抽开了

王桂英(😡)说要可以报警(💢)村(cū(🖥)n )书(👦)记许红星嘲(✋)弄道(🐹)王桂英你有(🧀)脸打110人(⤵)家(jiā )摆酒(🔻)席你泼(🏘)屎(shǐ )打了你又是活该倒霉你今天要不向吴老(⏱)二(🤲)道歉(⏸)吧看我(✂)咋收拾好你

王桂(🐄)(guì )英(yī(👾)ng )哪里肯去(💩)道歉

她见(🎓)(jiàn )所有人都奚(🛏)落她的(📄)不是(🏌)(shì )顿时就气的要(⚓)撞墙自戕

更何况几人的人多把(🥈)她给拉住(🔖)了

这时候场面僵在原(👊)地了几方面都下(xià )不来台

更何况(〽)陈(🆘)四虎从房(👴)里走(zǒu )了出(➿)(chū )来他向二舅(🧐)道了歉(qiàn )还向许书记只要管好老婆自愿(😻)来(lái )陪偿二舅(✝)三(✉)百块(👪)钱(qián )王桂英也(🥩)被懦(🧢)弱(😾)的陈四虎气的一时间(jiān )回了娘家(🕤)事(🗜)情才算(suà(🛠)n )告了一段落

事情下来(lái )了一年(🌝)多我又回来了(le )一次二舅(jiù )家吃饭不这回是白事(🚋)(shì )

王桂英(🐌)那次受了气虽说对二(è(📑)r )舅一家(🐈)耿(gěng )耿于怀(huái )但更气(qì )陈四虎(🍡)的(📡)太窝(✡)囊

她(tā )天(tiān )天上更加(🌵)(jiā )变(👍)本加(🦖)厉的(de )数落(🚦)陈四虎的懦(⛺)弱无能终于成功(📰)把陈四虎(📭)给(🐫)烧穿(chuān )了(le )

那天二舅还在(🌌)城里(⛱)去打工二(èr )舅妈一个人(🎾)在菜地(dì )干活(huó )的人

陈四虎那(nà )着砍草的镰刀(🐬)来到菜(🚌)地把二(🐂)舅(🤮)妈砍(🚧)翻在地

镰刀再锋利但(🛄)远远超出(📊)长度也没办(🍩)法一下把人脑袋砍下来(lái )

陈四虎(hǔ )面(🕑)驳周边(🍈)惊慌的(🤹)村民的面(🔐)一(🐃)镰(lián )刀(dāo )一镰刀的(🏌)砍下(xià )了(🤠)二舅妈的脑袋(🤚)(dài )

接(jiē(🔭) )着提(tí )着(zhe )血淋淋(🈺)的的脑袋(🍯)回到(❎)家里(🌻)扔到(💾)了王桂(💰)英(yīng )面(🍹)前

你看一下我倒(🛢)(dǎo )底有(🚰)没窝(wō )囊(náng )废有胆量的村民伏(fú )在门(🏪)缝上见(🌔)到他这样的(de )话问(wèn )王(👙)桂(🕎)(guì )英(🌊)

王(🦑)桂英(💀)(yīng )被吓的魂不附体号(🎪)陶痛哭

陈四虎得意(🕐)地的压(💽)了一桶水(🤛)(shuǐ )洗干净的手脚(jiǎo )正坐在堂屋看电视(shì(🦁) )节目(🗽)(mù(🈹) )

很快(👷)地J察就进了村(👉)立即逮捕了陈(🗳)四(🎑)虎

法医仵(wǔ )作验尸让(♋)亲(qīn )戚(🤞)(qī )邻里自己(👼)去看

大夏(💎)天(🎋)(tiān )放了一两天(tiān )的人(rén )头恶臭(🔜)很难(♑)闻看完的人都(dōu )吐了

吃东西的那天王桂英是(shì )没有再找你(nǐ )麻烦

她家的(☔)门上落了锁(suǒ )没人明白(🥑)了她去哪(🛑)了