• 1丑(chǒu )陋片(🌝)尾曲
• 2你曾经看(kà(🌐)n )到过(🍧)的(🎍)(de )毁三观的画面是(shì )什(shí )么(💑)(me )
• 3你曾(😂)经(🍉)做过最(🆚)羞耻(🍫)的(🔓)事(✅)情(qíng )是(💬)什么
• 4你听过或(huò )看(👭)过哪些变态(👥)故(🚝)事(shì )

1丑陋(lò(🎃)u )片尾曲(qǔ )

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(🐟)人(🌴)

所(🍆)属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(yī(😟)ng )文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

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Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

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Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(nǐ(🌦) )曾经看到(🛑)过的毁三观(❇)的画面是什么

3你曾(🤱)(céng )经做过最羞(🔮)耻的事情是什么(😂)

4你听过或看过哪些变态故事

几(jǐ )大桌(zhuō )子的宾客(kè(🎪) )正吃几顿的兴奋突然之间靠(kào )院墙的(🐨)几桌(🎺)客人一阵大(🐂)(dà )乱

大家闷哼看过来(👣)原来(🌪)是(shì )是院墙(qiáng )隔壁有一些邪秽的东西(xī )不(💶)时飞过来

酒菜不能不能(néng )再吃(🔷)一些宾(👛)客的衣服也沾了脏(✌)很多人都气的(📑)怒(⏳)骂

做(🚼)为(wé(🖼)i )主人(💨)的二舅也就肯定不能不闻不问

他跟宾客们(📘)道(dào )了(le )几(jǐ )句歉(😣)就拿梯子爬到院墙和邻(🔤)居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我(wǒ )瞎折(😺)腾我(🦊)也(🐵)就(🏕)忍了今天你(nǐ )去见这样(🙆)多人跟我(wǒ )较劲我非撕(👛)烂你(nǐ )的嘴(🔰)巴(🕳)不可二舅站在梯子气(qì )极败坏(huài )的骂(🏯)道

吴(wú )明宏你有胆子就再试试你一天不(⌚)把(🛳)(bǎ(📷) )事情能(néng )解决好老娘就一(⏹)天不放你对(duì )面传他(tā )们来了一个妇(⏹)女(🎮)的骂声

二舅家农村的(de )房(fá(🛹)ng )子是(📍)(shì )挨得很(hěn )近隔壁建的(🕳)

以(🤜)前房(🆘)子(🚖)一样高下雨天各家(jiā )屋(wū )上的雨水向着瓦片淌入各(🙏)家(jiā )院里

可二舅拆了旧房起(🗃)新(🏨)房新房(fáng )比隔壁(🏰)(bì )的房子高了半米角(♊)上的(😖)雨(🏌)水就(jiù )往隔壁屋顶上流肯(🍀)定也(🛍)就进了他家(jiā )的(de )院子

不(bú )过这也并非(fēi )有什么大事

流到院子里院子(🏒)里的确就有排水沟(🤗)能有什么(🚐)东(🤗)(dōng )西影响呢

不过王桂(🏸)英(📞)不(bú(✊) )这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人(🤴)靠天收成经济(🏿)条件不多邻里关系也美(🎺)满和谐

可二(🚖)舅(jiù )这几(😰)年地(dì )里活(📭)不忙就(jiù )去(🧗)城里打零工挣的钱盖了这几(jǐ )间新瓦房(💹)

些农村人就有这(🎃)个红眼病(☝)见岂能别人比自(⏰)己过的(⛱)好尤(🎆)其是以前都觉得不(👂)如你自己的

王桂英就一直看不(👾)起(🌐)二(🔻)舅

王(wáng )桂英的男人叫陈四虎

名字里面(😪)只(🗂)不过有(🉐)(yǒu )个(gè )虎(hǔ(🧙) )字但是是(🥜)只病猫

陈四虎(😵)老实的三棍子打不出个屁来

他怕事(♍)平时家里的(de )事全是王桂英(🧠)撑腰

今天二(🦍)舅摆上梁酒(😣)王桂英不知好歹找碴陈(🍳)(chén )四虎就躲在屋里不出头

陈四虎你出不出来管(💍)一管(guǎn )你(⭕)如果这样再不论别怪我一点也不客气了王桂(🥒)英骂的(🤵)(de )真的很难听手中还(hái )不(🧑)时(👾)的(de )铲着鸡粪猪粪往院(🖼)子这边甩二舅实在是忍无可(⏳)忍(📭)的(♟)道

爹你跟他(tā )啰唆什么呢东西(✡)(xī )啊大表哥的确对(🕎)二舅实(🕵)在(zài )是太温(wēn )和的处(㊗)理(lǐ(🏷) )不(🐯)满

大表哥(gē(💱) )拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打开(🔛)了隔壁(🙂)的大门

早守在(🦍)门(mén )口(kǒu )的二表哥带(💦)着(🌺)兴(📸)(xìng )奋(🏃)几个堂(táng )兄(xiōng )弟一(📰)(yī )拥而上夺过王桂英手中(🖌)的铁(tiě )锹出(👬)来是一(yī )顿打(dǎ )

幸好村(🎛)里几个干部也(yě )几(jǐ )人就把众人给抽开了

王桂英说要可以(🎿)报警村书记(💌)(jì )许(xǔ )红星(🏏)嘲弄道王桂英你有脸打110人(🏽)家摆酒席你(⛴)泼(💢)屎打了你又是(shì )活该倒霉你今天要(🛥)不(📔)向吴(👲)老二道歉吧看(🈹)我咋收拾好你(🚵)

王(🚅)桂英哪(nǎ )里(lǐ )肯(kěn )去道歉(📜)

她(💊)(tā )见所(🌉)有人都(📬)奚落她(🎵)的不是顿时(shí )就气的要(💉)撞墙自戕

更何况几(jǐ )人的(📸)人多(duō )把她给(🌹)拉住了(😓)

这时候场面僵在(zài )原(😸)地了几方(🗻)面都(⏳)下不来(🕥)台

更(❄)何况陈(🏾)(ché(🙊)n )四虎从房里走了出来他向二舅道了歉还(hái )向许书记只(zhī )要(yào )管(guǎn )好老婆自愿(🦓)来(lái )陪偿二舅三百块钱王(🍐)桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的一时间回了娘家(💒)事(🤫)(shì )情才(👐)算告了一段落

事情(qíng )下来了一(yī )年多(duō )我(💥)又回来了(le )一(yī )次二舅家吃饭不这回是白(bái )事

王桂英那(nà )次受了气虽说对(👂)二舅一家耿耿(🏚)于怀但更(🎍)(gèng )气陈四虎的(de )太(⛩)窝囊(náng )

她天天(tiān )上更加变(🦅)本加厉的数落陈四虎的懦弱无(⛰)能终于成功把陈四(🌘)虎(🔠)给烧穿(chuān )了(🐗)

那(🎤)天二舅还在城里去打工二舅(jiù )妈一(🈁)个(gè(🏼) )人在(👂)菜地(dì )干活的人

陈四(👥)虎(🦒)(hǔ )那着砍草(⬇)的镰刀来到菜(cài )地把(🛹)二舅(jiù )妈砍翻在地(dì )

镰(lián )刀再锋利但远远超(🚚)出(💡)长度也(yě )没(⛄)办法一下把(bǎ )人脑(nǎo )袋砍下来

陈四虎面驳周边(biān )惊慌的村民的面(🕐)一镰刀一镰刀的砍(⛎)下了(⚓)二舅(🔦)妈的脑袋(🏵)(dài )

接着提着血淋(lí(🌸)n )淋(lín )的(🥄)(de )的脑袋回到(dào )家里(lǐ )扔到了(🏥)王桂英面(🧕)前

你看一下我(😑)倒底(🌜)(dǐ )有没窝囊废有胆量的村民伏(🐿)在门缝上见到(💝)他这样(📰)的话问王桂英

王桂英被吓的魂(hún )不附体号陶痛(♋)哭

陈四(sì )虎得意(❣)地的压了(le )一桶水洗干(😿)净的手脚正坐在(🚅)堂屋(wū )看电(📛)视节目

很快地J察(chá )就进了村(🌝)立即逮(😅)捕了陈四虎

法医仵(wǔ )作验尸让亲戚邻里自己去(😿)(qù )看

大夏(🎉)天放了一(🏹)(yī(😠) )两天的人头恶臭很难闻看完的人都吐了

吃东西的那天王(🕴)桂英是没(méi )有再找(zhǎ(🐠)o )你(nǐ(🍅) )麻烦(🔄)

她家(✌)的(🛷)门上(shàng )落了锁没人明(⏲)(mí(💺)ng )白了她(tā )去(🙂)哪了