• 1需(🎽)要(🆙)一篇(😻)小鬼当家3英文(wé(❗)n )简介(jiè )
• 2小鬼当家十大经典

1需要一篇小鬼当(🖋)家3英文(wé(🏹)n )简介

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2小鬼当(🔪)家十(🤟)大经(🌳)(jīng )典

2贸然说放弃你(🙊)的是胆小鬼还(🐎)是(🥟)放不下(😶)过来的是小(xiǎo )气鬼自己最不喜欢的(🌙)是自己这些爱哭鬼当然了我最喜欢的(❗)就是你这(zhè(👝) )种开心鬼中元节(👽)祈福平安

3酗(🤑)酒的(🏵)叫酒鬼打麻将的叫赌鬼不好(🐳)色的叫色鬼很(hěn )淘(🌫)气的叫小(💳)鬼走(🌦)背运的叫倒霉(méi )鬼精明的(😥)叫机灵(🧒)鬼(🐕)我只(😚)想对你知(🛌)(zhī )道一句(jù )中(🚍)元节(🖐)只有快(kuài )乐(lè )死鬼

4万圣节到了(🔖)会有人脱(tuō )下鬼怪服戴上(㊗)骷(🕕)髅面具手(⛵)里南(🏥)瓜灯坐上(🍜)(shàng )幽灵马(mǎ )车回到(🏜)你家吓一(⚽)吓你别(📧)怕如果能你(🍀)怀中掏出我给你(nǐ )发的祝(zhù )福短信你将免受被吓之灾我祝你在万圣节快(📰)快乐(🦆)乐开开心(💨)心(🥨)不被(🚕)鬼(😖)吓

5万(🌺)圣节到了送(sòng )你(🙃)一面具让你满面笑容荣(róng )光(🍹)焕发(🐡)送(💚)你一外衣彰显你魔(mó )鬼般的(de )身材(cái )送你一双鞋让你蹋破(😈)艰难万事顺利(lì )祝万圣节(🕗)(jiē )快(📚)乐

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6你逗你(nǐ )逗你真(🦉)逗人比(bǐ )黄瓜瘦没(💠)有三两(liǎng )肉皮比(bǐ )城墙厚子弹打(dǎ )不透学会了(le )翻跟斗翻进坑里头嘿祝你万(🔐)圣节快乐(🏒)

7我拜(📞)鬼(🆙)求(qiú )神赐(🗿)予你(🌁)好运愿(yuàn )你财源滚滚(🚌)而来我神(🔆)差(chà(🛤) )鬼(🌑)使真心喜欢忠心支持愿(yuàn )你家庭美(měi )满辉煌(👗)腾达(dá(🌫) )祝(🏧)你神施鬼(⛅)设文采多中(✈)元节到祝你(nǐ )幸(xìng )福开(✉)心

8中元节到了不能(néng )你(❤)(nǐ )胡吃海喝做个潇洒馋鬼你(🚘)们(⏪)不许你(nǐ )无节制沦落成酒鬼(🎎)不能你游手(shǒu )好闲(🥢)当个(🔼)(gè )优哉游哉(🙋)懒鬼不准去你熬夜通宵变身了为沉睡(shuì )不醒鬼愿意你咧嘴(🍙)偷(🥠)笑变异(🍔)进(🤩)化成开(kāi )心(🖕)鬼不(🍖)(bú )许(🌎)(xǔ )你一(🖌)毛不(bú )拔被(🏞)退化为(wéi )小气鬼其实让(🕥)(ràng )一切烦恼都(🏍)活见(👓)鬼(🏸)你就哩哩(lǐ )哩渺渺变得了幸福鬼

9别还以为(🕵)我忘了你比如说今天万(wàn )圣(⏰)节(jiē )我第一(🔀)个想起了的(🙍)就是(shì )你因为你(nǐ )跟鬼是亲(🛁)戚(🎰)嘛祝你节(jiē )日欢(📲)乐无限(🔙)学扩(🍓)写句(🌘)子网

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