• 1丑(💎)陋(📎)片尾曲
• 2你曾(céng )经看到(😗)过的毁三观的画(huà )面是(🛴)什(🛎)么
• 3你曾经做(🏚)过(🕡)最羞(🤓)耻的事情是什么
• 4你听过(guò(😭) )或看(👑)过哪(🥒)些变态故(😽)事

1丑陋(lòu )片尾曲

RightRound

演(yǎn )唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(🏖)作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐(lè )人

所属专(zhuān )辑(👟)HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经(👶)看到过的毁三观的画面(🎼)是什么

3你曾经做(🤝)过最羞(👲)耻的事情(qíng )是什(shí(🚷) )么

4你听过或看过哪些变态故事

几大桌子的宾客正吃几顿(🍴)的兴(✉)奋(fèn )突(tū )然之间靠院(yuà(🌐)n )墙的(🤱)(de )几(jǐ(Ⓜ) )桌客人一(yī )阵大乱(🧓)

大家闷哼看过来原来是(💨)是(shì )院墙隔壁(bì )有(✍)(yǒu )一些邪秽的东西不时飞过来

酒菜不能不能再(🐥)(zà(🔂)i )吃一(🛁)些宾客的(🎬)衣服也沾(zhān )了脏很多(duō )人都气的(🗿)怒骂

做(🏎)为主人的二舅(🚑)也就肯定不(👳)能不(🛄)闻不问

他跟宾(👙)客(kè )们道了几句歉就拿(👔)梯子爬到院(🎤)(yuàn )墙和邻(Ⓜ)居对骂

王桂英(yīng )我XXXXX你(🤚)平时跟我瞎折腾(🥁)我(wǒ )也就忍(rěn )了(⬆)今天你去见(jiàn )这(zhè )样多人跟我(🌀)较劲我非(🕛)撕烂你的嘴巴(bā(😿) )不可二舅站在梯子气极败(bài )坏的骂道

吴明(😅)宏(🥕)你(🍛)有胆子就再试(🚮)(shì )试你(🛌)一天不把事情能(📛)解决好(hǎ(😮)o )老娘就一(🌕)天不放你对(🚉)面传他(💘)们来(😗)了一个妇(💋)女的骂声

二舅(💸)家农村的房子(🥛)是挨得很(⏪)近隔壁建的

以(🥖)前房子(😘)一样高(🌎)下(🏌)雨天各家屋上的雨水向着瓦(🔁)片淌入各家院(🙁)里

可二(💆)舅拆了旧(🎹)房起新房新房比隔壁的房子高了(🎭)半(bàn )米角上的雨水就往(💮)(wǎng )隔壁屋顶(🏆)上(shàng )流(liú(💰) )肯定也就进了他家的院子

不过这也并非有什么大(🌇)(dà )事(shì )

流到院子(🔽)里院子(🔎)(zǐ(⛳) )里的确就有排水沟(👥)能(néng )有(✳)什(🚧)(shí(〰) )么东西(xī )影(🐍)响呢

不(bú )过王桂英不这样想(🔣)

原(👼)来大家大都庄稼人靠天(tiān )收成经济条件不多(duō )邻里关系也美满和(🦋)谐

可二舅(🎑)这(🌥)几年地里活(huó )不忙(🎋)就(🍡)去城里(🔺)打零工挣的钱盖(🚌)(gài )了这几间(📒)新瓦房

些农村人就有这个红眼(yǎn )病见岂(👠)能(💍)别人比自己过(⚾)的好尤其(🌠)是以前都觉得不如(rú )你自(🈳)己(jǐ )的(🍯)

王桂英就一直(😶)看不起二舅

王桂英的(🖊)男人叫(📈)陈四虎

名(míng )字里(🆓)面只不过有(🐧)个虎字但(dàn )是是只病猫

陈四(🐁)虎老(🤟)实的三棍子打(dǎ )不出个(gè )屁(🈷)来

他怕(🥗)事平时家里的事全(quán )是王桂(🐺)英撑腰

今(🔚)天二舅(jiù )摆上梁酒王(wáng )桂英不知(🎃)好歹找碴陈四虎就躲在(😊)屋里不出头

陈四虎你出(➗)不出来(🚙)管一管(guǎn )你如果这样再不(bú(📰) )论别(🍀)怪我一点(diǎn )也(yě )不客(🙀)气了王(wá(🈴)ng )桂英骂的真的很难(nán )听手(shǒu )中还(hái )不时的铲着鸡粪猪粪(fèn )往院子这边甩二舅实在是忍无可忍的(🥡)道

爹(diē(🙌) )你(nǐ )跟他啰唆什么呢东西啊大表哥的(🏀)确对(duì )二舅(jiù )实在是太温和的处理不(🗞)(bú )满

大表哥拿(💂)板(🍫)凳(🎎)攀(pān )过了院(🐭)墙可(kě )以(🎅)打开了(🍇)隔壁的大(🧡)门

早守在门口的二(📱)表哥(🌘)带着(zhe )兴奋几个堂兄弟(🙅)(dì )一拥而上(🚢)夺过王桂英手(🚲)中(zhōng )的(🕳)铁锹(🏌)出来是(🔟)一顿打

幸好村里(lǐ )几个干部(bù )也几(jǐ )人就把众(🎎)人给抽(chōu )开了

王桂英说(shuō )要可以报警(jǐng )村书记(jì )许红星嘲(cháo )弄道王桂(🈸)英你有脸打110人家(🚿)摆酒席你(nǐ )泼屎(shǐ )打(🔈)了(🚸)你又是(📸)活该倒霉你今天要不向(xiàng )吴老二道(💐)歉(qiàn )吧看我咋收拾好你

王(🕥)桂英哪(🥛)里(lǐ )肯去(🛡)道(🌅)歉

她见所有人(🤖)都奚落她的不是顿时(shí(🏍) )就气(qì )的要撞(🌟)墙自戕

更(gèng )何况几人(🆔)的(😔)人(🎙)多把她给拉住(zhù(❗) )了

这(🌝)时候(hòu )场面僵在(🦕)原(🍛)地了(🧀)几方(fāng )面都下不(⤵)来(🍐)台

更何况陈(😭)四虎从(cóng )房里走了出来他向二舅道了(⛷)歉还向许书记只(🕣)要管好老婆自愿(💕)来(lái )陪偿二(èr )舅三百块钱(🖨)王(🍎)桂(🗜)英(yīng )也被懦弱的陈四(💵)(sì(🤝) )虎气的一时间回了(😁)娘家事情才算告了一段(duàn )落

事情(⏬)下来了(le )一年(😚)多我又回来了一次(🏸)(cì )二舅(🏷)家吃饭不这回(🐖)是白(bái )事

王桂英(🔲)那次(🐾)受了气虽说(🐎)对二舅一(yī )家耿耿于怀但更(🐿)气陈四虎(🎎)的(de )太窝囊

她天天上更加变(🥪)本加厉的数落陈四虎的懦弱无能终于成功(gōng )把陈四虎(hǔ(🙇) )给烧(shāo )穿(🖖)了

那天(tiān )二舅还在(😀)城里去打工二(èr )舅妈一个人在菜地干(⛔)活的人

陈四虎那着砍草(🅿)的(🚧)镰刀(😥)来到菜(🗓)地(📉)把二(èr )舅(🕜)妈砍翻在地(dì )

镰刀(🔭)再(zài )锋利但(dàn )远远超出(💀)长度也没办法(fǎ )一下把人(🚍)脑(📿)袋(🦈)(dài )砍下(xià )来

陈四(🏘)虎(hǔ )面驳(👏)周(zhō(🎒)u )边惊(🗿)(jīng )慌的村民的面一镰刀一镰刀(🗡)的砍下了二舅妈的脑袋(dài )

接着(zhe )提(🐰)着血淋淋(lín )的的脑袋回到(🕘)家里扔到了王桂英面前

你看(kàn )一下我倒底(🈶)有没(🐒)窝囊废有(🏮)胆量的村民伏(💄)在门缝上见(🎫)到他(tā )这(😠)样的(🧒)话(👆)问(wèn )王(wáng )桂英

王桂(🙇)英被吓的(🏍)(de )魂不附体(🤡)号陶痛哭

陈四虎得意地(🔷)的(🤦)压了一桶水洗干净的(💝)(de )手脚正坐在堂屋(😰)看电视节目

很快地J察就进了村立即逮(✡)捕了陈四虎

法(📢)医仵作验尸让亲(qīn )戚(⛲)邻(♏)里(🔶)自己去看(kàn )

大夏天放了一两天(🕵)的人(rén )头恶臭很难闻看完的人(rén )都(👷)吐了

吃东西的那(😗)天(🦃)(tiān )王桂英是没有再找(zhǎo )你(🏬)麻烦(fá(🌺)n )

她(tā )家(jiā )的门(✝)上落了锁(suǒ )没(mé(🌆)i )人明白了她去哪了