• 1丑陋片(💖)尾曲
• 2你曾(🐪)经看(kàn )到过的毁三观的画面(🌞)是(shì(🌩) )什么(📚)
• 3你(🤘)曾经做过最羞耻的事情(🥘)是什么
• 4你听过(♋)或看(kàn )过哪(〰)些变态故事

1丑陋片尾(wě(🎰)i )曲(🅱)

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )

所(suǒ )属专(zhuān )辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(🚆)歌(gē )词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看(kàn )到过的毁(♿)三(sā(🥑)n )观的画(huà(🐤) )面是什么

3你(nǐ )曾经做过最羞(⛏)耻(🙋)的事情(🤫)是什(🔵)么(🥊)

4你(🆔)听(👸)过(📟)或看过(guò )哪(nǎ )些变态故(🤧)事(🍍)

几(🐄)大桌子的(de )宾(⛴)客(kè )正吃几(jǐ )顿(🌗)的兴奋突(🏐)(tū )然之间靠院(🔤)(yuàn )墙的几桌客人一阵大(dà )乱

大(💸)(dà )家闷哼(🈲)看(🤗)(kàn )过来原来是是院墙(🗨)隔壁(🎹)有一些邪秽的(de )东西不时飞过来

酒菜不(📫)(bú )能不(bú )能(🚟)(néng )再吃一些(🧖)宾(🚑)客的衣服也沾了(🏾)脏很多人都气的(de )怒骂

做为主人(❔)(rén )的(de )二舅也就肯定不能不闻不(🐃)问(wèn )

他跟宾客们道了几句歉(㊗)就拿(🗨)梯子爬到院墙和(hé )邻居对(🌖)骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我瞎折腾(🛀)我也就(💄)忍了今天你去见这样多人(🍞)跟我(🐷)较劲我(⛅)非撕(😬)(sī(😼) )烂(🦗)你的嘴巴不可(kě )二舅站(🧛)在梯(tī )子气(🍅)极败坏(🔦)的骂(👉)道(😵)

吴(🦀)明(⛰)宏(🌕)你有胆(dǎn )子(🏏)就再试试你一天不(🍗)(bú )把(bǎ )事情(🤽)能(💶)解(🥣)决好(🤗)老(🍊)娘就一天不放(👕)你(🌥)对面(💇)传他们来(🆙)了一(yī )个妇(🖱)女的骂声

二(èr )舅(jiù(🍃) )家农(🦒)(nóng )村的房(🚴)子是挨得很近隔壁(🉑)建(🚨)的

以前房(fá(🦌)ng )子一样(yàng )高(🥧)下雨天(tiān )各家屋(wū )上的雨水向(😕)(xiàng )着瓦片淌入各家(🤚)院里

可(💎)二(èr )舅拆了旧房起(qǐ )新房新房比(bǐ )隔壁(🗺)(bì )的房子(🗯)高了半(🎧)米角(👤)上的雨水(shuǐ )就往隔壁屋顶上流肯(🖱)定也就进了(le )他家的院子

不过(🍿)这也(yě )并(🗜)非有什么大事

流(🕑)到院子(🏖)里院子里的确就有排水沟能(🌂)有什(🌨)么东(dōng )西影响(🕟)呢

不(♍)过王桂(📪)英不这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠天收(📦)成经济条件不多(🤽)邻里关系也美满和谐

可二舅这几年(🏷)(nián )地里活不忙就(jiù(😐) )去城(👦)里(lǐ )打零工挣的(🔫)钱盖(gà(🥜)i )了(le )这几间新瓦房

些农村人就(🍧)有这(zhè )个红(🆓)(hóng )眼(yǎn )病(🕯)见岂能别人比自己过(guò )的好尤其是以前(🏴)都(♓)觉得(dé )不如(🥤)(rú )你自己(🏚)的

王桂英就一直看不(💾)起二舅

王桂英的男(🌧)人(👕)叫陈四虎(💘)

名字(🐌)(zì )里面只(zhī )不过有(yǒu )个虎字(👻)但是是只病(👲)猫

陈四虎老实(🐢)的三棍子打不出个屁来

他怕事(👣)平时(shí )家里的事(shì(👮) )全是(shì )王桂英撑腰(🐄)

今天二舅摆上梁酒王(wáng )桂英不知好歹找碴(chá )陈四虎就躲在(🌤)屋里不(🍿)出头

陈四虎你(😪)出不出来(👩)管一管你如果这样再不论别怪我一点也不客气(qì )了(le )王桂英骂的真的很难听(🧖)(tīng )手中还(hái )不时的铲着鸡(😠)粪猪(zhū )粪往院子(🥥)(zǐ )这边甩二舅实在是忍无可(🎸)忍(➕)(rěn )的道

爹你跟他啰唆(💀)什(shí )么(🥌)呢(ne )东西啊大表(🌷)哥的确对二舅实在是太温和(😜)的处理不(➡)(bú )满

大(dà )表哥(📳)拿板凳(🌷)攀过了(🚒)院(🙏)墙可(kě )以打开(kāi )了隔壁的(🚞)大门(😫)

早守在门口的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄(✝)弟一(🎶)拥而上夺过王桂英手中的铁(tiě )锹出来是一顿(🆎)打

幸好村里几个干(gàn )部(bù )也(⚾)几人就把众人给抽开了

王桂英说要(🗜)可以报警村(🤧)书记(⛅)许(🍶)红(🛴)(hó(🚿)ng )星嘲弄道王桂英你有脸打110人家摆酒席(🍸)你泼(🔴)(pō )屎打(dǎ(🎗) )了你又是(📤)活该(❔)倒(🕖)霉(🥓)你今天(👄)要不向(🏟)吴老二道歉(🐧)吧看我咋收拾好(🏳)你

王桂(👖)英(💟)哪里(🚖)肯去道(🕹)歉

她见所(💖)有人(👓)都奚落她的不是(✌)顿时(shí )就气的要(⏲)撞墙(🎨)自戕

更何(hé(🕶) )况(🌩)几(jǐ )人的人多(duō )把她(tā )给拉住(zhù )了

这(🌼)时(🏅)候(hòu )场面僵在原地了几方面都(🤤)下不来台

更何况(kuàng )陈四虎从房里(lǐ )走了出来他向二舅道(💴)了(le )歉(🅿)还向许(xǔ )书记(⬅)只要管好(🏊)老婆自(🆕)愿来(lái )陪偿(🎨)二舅三百(🐊)块钱王桂英也被懦弱(🦄)的陈四虎气的一(yī )时间回了娘家事情才算告了(le )一段落

事情下来了一年多我又回来了一次二(🐗)舅家吃饭不这回(🌚)是(shì(🏊) )白事

王(🕰)桂英(🏙)(yīng )那次受(🧓)了气虽说(shuō )对二舅一家(🥠)耿(📬)耿于怀(huái )但更气陈四虎的太窝囊(náng )

她天天上更加变本加厉(lì )的数(🥟)落陈四虎的(de )懦弱(🗝)无(wú )能终于(🚓)成功把陈(chén )四虎给烧穿了

那天(🤾)二舅还(🍗)在(zài )城里去打工二(🍈)舅妈一个人(ré(🎨)n )在菜(🐁)地干活(huó )的人

陈(🚟)四虎那(🔃)着砍草的镰(🐜)刀来到菜(👹)地把二舅妈(🐡)砍翻(🆒)在(zà(😮)i )地

镰刀再锋利但远远(🌰)超出长度也(yě )没办法一下把人(rén )脑袋(🥅)砍下(xià )来

陈(♟)四虎面驳周边惊慌的(💛)村(cūn )民(🔸)的面一(🌷)镰刀一镰刀的砍(🥉)下了二舅妈的脑袋

接(jiē(🔍) )着提着血(📗)(xuè )淋淋的的脑袋回(🤭)到(💮)家里扔(rēng )到(dào )了王桂英面前

你看一(yī )下我倒底有没窝囊(náng )废有胆量(🆘)的(📤)村民伏在(🌜)门缝(féng )上见到他(🧖)这样的话问王桂(guì )英

王桂英被(bèi )吓的魂不(🏸)附(fù(💭) )体号陶痛哭

陈四虎(👫)(hǔ )得意地的压了一桶(tǒng )水洗干净的(📍)手(shǒu )脚正坐在堂(🍨)屋看电视节目

很快(🍴)地(⏩)J察就(🏄)进了村立即(✍)逮捕(🧢)了陈四虎

法(🕠)医(❓)仵作验尸让亲戚邻(lín )里(🆘)自己去看

大夏天放了一两天的人头恶(è )臭很难(nán )闻看完的人都(📋)吐了(🤥)

吃东西的那(🍱)天王(💕)桂英(🆕)是没有再找(🛴)你麻烦

她(🕚)家的门上落了锁没(👃)人明白了她去哪了