• 1丑陋片(💗)尾曲
• 2你曾(céng )经(🆙)看到过的(de )毁三观的画面(mià(📏)n )是什么
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻的事情是什么
• 4你(nǐ )听过或看过(guò )哪些变态故事

1丑陋(🚂)片尾(⏲)曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创(🕑)作(🤣)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属(🔫)专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾(🧗)经看到过的(🧙)毁三观的画面是什么

3你曾经做过(🙌)最羞(xiū )耻的事情是什么

4你听过或看(🍊)过哪(🐙)些(🥍)变(🔄)(biàn )态故事(🔏)

几(😰)大桌子(zǐ )的宾(bīn )客正(🍤)吃几顿的兴奋突然之间靠院(🏸)墙的(de )几(😒)桌客人一阵(🌙)大乱

大家闷哼看过(🔸)来原来是是院墙隔(🚓)壁(bì )有一些邪秽的(💴)东西不时飞过(💻)来

酒(🦇)菜不能不能(néng )再吃(🎓)一些(🕊)宾客的衣服也(🔴)(yě )沾(🎊)了脏很多人都气的怒(nù(🈁) )骂

做(🐨)为主人的二舅也就肯定不能(💲)(néng )不闻不问

他跟(gēn )宾客(🐬)们(men )道(dào )了(🍭)几(💁)句歉就(🍐)拿(🍹)梯子爬到院(yuàn )墙和邻居对(duì )骂

王(💆)桂英我XXXXX你平时(🎮)跟我瞎(xiā )折(😣)腾我(🌓)(wǒ )也(yě )就忍了今天你去见这样多人(🔣)跟(💰)我(😫)较劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴不可(🐻)二舅站在梯(👷)子气极败坏(🦗)的骂道

吴明宏(hóng )你有胆(🤱)子就再(zài )试(👃)试你一天不把事情能解决(jué )好老娘就一(🖋)天不放(💉)你对面传(🔩)他们(🧕)来了(🎸)一个妇女的(🧙)(de )骂声(shē(🚼)ng )

二舅家农村(🗂)的房子是挨得很近(🎅)隔壁建的

以前(qián )房子(🗃)一样(yàng )高(🌁)下雨天各家屋上(shàng )的雨水向(🌺)着瓦片淌入各(⭕)家(jiā )院里

可二(🚍)舅拆了旧(🎣)房起(qǐ(🐈) )新房新房比隔壁(bì )的房子高了半米角上的雨(🚶)水就往(wǎ(💰)ng )隔壁屋顶(🥣)上(💋)流肯定也就(👙)(jiù )进(🏩)了他家的院(yuà(🌁)n )子

不过这也并非有(🏧)什(🎥)么(🧑)大(🔝)事

流到院(💦)子里院子里的(🍦)确就有排(🤗)水(shuǐ )沟能(🛅)有(🧒)(yǒu )什(🔭)么东西影响呢

不(bú )过王桂(🔏)(guì )英(yīng )不(🏜)这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠(😟)天收成经(🌺)(jīng )济(jì(💀) )条件不多(🔠)邻里关系也美满和谐

可二舅(jiù )这几年地里活不忙就去城里打零工(🏡)挣的钱盖了(le )这(zhè )几间(jiān )新瓦房

些(🙁)农(nóng )村人就有这个红眼病见(👱)岂能(📟)(néng )别人(💗)比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉(jiào )得不如你自(🍳)(zì )己的

王桂(🌵)英(🕔)(yīng )就一直看不起二舅

王桂英的男人(🕔)叫(👤)陈四(sì )虎(hǔ )

名字里面(miàn )只(🎺)不过有个虎字但(dà(🏙)n )是是(🎺)只病猫(māo )

陈(📻)(chén )四(🤽)虎(🌇)老实的三(🌏)棍子打(🔥)不出个(gè )屁来

他怕(🧦)事平时家里(🕋)的(🌑)事全是王桂(guì )英撑腰

今天二舅摆上梁酒王(🚭)桂英不(😯)知好歹找(zhǎ(👘)o )碴陈(🔜)四虎就(jiù )躲在屋里不出头

陈(chén )四虎你(nǐ )出不出来(lái )管一管(🚊)你如果这样再(🆙)不(🎿)论(📆)别怪我(🚄)一点(diǎn )也不客气(📻)了王桂(📦)英(yīng )骂(✊)的(🏦)真的很难听手(🥢)中还(hái )不时的铲着鸡粪(🈯)猪粪往院子(🍚)这(🤒)(zhè )边甩(🏟)二舅实在是忍无可(📝)忍的道

爹你跟他啰(➿)唆什么呢(🌰)东西啊大(dà )表哥的(✍)确对(duì )二舅实在是太温和(hé )的处(💲)理(lǐ )不满

大表哥(gē )拿板(🈳)凳攀(✍)过了院墙可(🥢)以打开了隔壁(🐁)的(😠)大门

早守在门口的二表哥带着兴奋几(📿)(jǐ )个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手(🚋)中(zhōng )的(de )铁锹出来是(📵)一(yī )顿(🔠)打

幸好(hǎo )村里几个干(📀)部也几人就把众(📎)人给抽开了

王桂英说(🐸)(shuō(🙌) )要可(🧜)以报警村书记(jì(🐺) )许(📠)红(📰)星嘲弄道王桂英你有脸打110人家(💬)摆酒席你(🍵)泼屎(🐈)打了你又是(🏔)活该(gāi )倒霉你今(✡)天要不向吴老二(📀)道歉吧看(kà(🦄)n )我咋收拾好你(nǐ )

王桂英哪(🍤)里(🀄)肯(👙)去道歉

她(tā )见所有人都奚落她的不(🎓)是顿时(🍓)就气的要撞(😼)墙自戕

更何况几(🐪)人的(😟)人多把她给拉住了

这时候场面(⚪)僵在原地了(🎺)几方面都(🐾)下不来(lái )台(tái )

更(gèng )何况(kuàng )陈四虎(hǔ )从房里(🛅)走了出来(lái )他(🏡)向(xiàng )二舅道了(le )歉还向许书记只要(yào )管好老(🕷)婆自愿来(lái )陪偿二(🏒)舅三百块钱王桂英也被懦弱的(🆑)陈四虎气的(💩)一时(⛰)间回(huí )了(🎙)娘家事情才算(🛏)(suàn )告了一段落

事情(🦔)下来了一年多我(wǒ )又回(🔘)来(👂)了一(🍶)(yī )次二(🐭)(èr )舅家吃饭不这回(huí )是白事

王桂英那次受了气(😂)虽(suī )说对二舅一家耿耿于(🎥)怀但(dàn )更气(🅿)陈四(📇)虎(😗)的(de )太窝囊

她天天上(shàng )更加(jiā )变本(🐣)加厉的数落陈四虎(🌍)的懦弱无能终于成(🧐)功把陈四(🌏)虎给烧(😻)(shāo )穿了

那天二舅还在城(chéng )里去打(dǎ )工二舅(🌓)妈一个人在(😹)菜(💤)地干活的人

陈四虎那着砍草的(🌒)镰刀(🗂)来到(😝)菜地把(🏞)二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再(📗)锋利但远远超出长度也(yě )没(👒)办法(fǎ )一下把人脑袋砍下来(🈵)

陈四(sì )虎面驳周边惊慌(huāng )的村民的(🌹)面一(yī )镰刀一(yī(✳) )镰刀(🍴)的(de )砍下了二舅妈的脑(🙂)袋

接着提着(zhe )血淋淋的的脑袋(🌭)回到家里扔(🚊)到了王桂(guì )英面(🎙)前(🈂)

你看一下我倒底有没(😘)窝囊废(🐒)有(yǒu )胆量的村民伏在门缝上见到(🐱)他这样的话问王桂英

王桂英被(👂)(bèi )吓的(🌩)魂不附(👨)体号陶痛哭

陈四(sì )虎得意地的压了一桶(tǒng )水洗(🔰)干净的(❇)(de )手脚(🖊)(jiǎ(🕧)o )正坐在堂屋看电视节目

很快(🏞)地J察就进了村(🥥)立即逮捕了陈四虎(😨)

法医(🌂)仵(wǔ )作验尸让亲戚邻里自己去看

大夏(⏳)天放了一(🥐)两天的人头恶臭很难(😗)闻看完的人都吐了

吃东西的那天(👮)王(🎽)桂英是没有再找(😦)你(nǐ )麻烦(🦓)

她(🚁)家的门(mén )上(🚂)(shà(🎨)ng )落了锁没人明白了(⛏)(le )她去哪了