• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你(nǐ )曾经(💄)看(🧖)到过(😓)的毁(huǐ )三(⬅)观的画面(🌗)是(😐)什么(me )
• 3你(🐅)曾(céng )经(jīng )做过最羞耻(🤲)的事情是什么
• 4你听过或看过(🛐)哪些变(biàn )态故事

1丑陋片尾曲(🌖)

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(zuò(🌷) )TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(🗾)音乐人

所属(shǔ )专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🤥)(yīng )文歌(🥉)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到过的毁三观的画面(miàn )是(🧦)什么

3你曾经做过(guò )最羞耻的事情是什么

4你听过或看过(📢)哪些变(👎)态故事

几大桌子的(👱)宾(🍙)客正吃几顿(🉐)的兴奋突然(rán )之(🛸)间靠院墙的几桌(🔔)客人一(yī )阵(zhè(🌎)n )大乱(📶)

大家闷(mèn )哼看过来原来是是(shì )院墙(👗)隔壁有一些邪(👭)(xié )秽(huì )的东西不时(🍆)飞过来

酒(💇)菜不能不能再吃一些宾客的衣服也沾了脏很多人都气的怒骂

做为(🔊)主人的(de )二舅也就肯定不能(néng )不闻不问

他跟宾(bī(🍵)n )客们道了几句(👵)歉就(🛩)拿梯子爬到院墙和邻(🛹)居对骂

王(wáng )桂英我XXXXX你平时跟我(🏗)(wǒ )瞎折(🎢)腾我也就忍(rěn )了今天你去见这样多人跟我较劲我非撕烂你(nǐ )的(de )嘴巴不可二舅站(🐌)在梯子气极败坏的骂(🚙)(mà(🌮) )道

吴(🛅)明(🏜)(míng )宏你有胆子(♉)就再试试你一天不把(bǎ )事情能解决好老(🎼)娘就一天不放你(nǐ )对面(🤙)传他们来了一(🕺)个妇(📗)女(🐒)的骂声

二舅(➕)(jiù )家农村的房(🤖)子(zǐ )是(🍫)挨得很近隔壁建(jiàn )的(🐘)

以前房(fáng )子一样高下雨天各家屋上的(😔)雨水向着瓦(wǎ )片淌(tǎ(😏)ng )入各(🔰)家院里

可二(😆)舅(🥙)拆了旧房起(🍻)(qǐ(🐑) )新房新房(🏗)比隔壁(🏦)的(🤵)房子(🧝)高了半米角上的雨(🎣)水(✉)就(jiù )往(wǎng )隔壁(bì(🧡) )屋顶上流肯定也就进了他家(🚖)的院(😤)子

不过这也并非(🔒)有什么大事

流到院子里院子(zǐ )里(🤤)(lǐ )的确就有排水沟能有什么东(📵)(dō(🌒)ng )西影响(xiǎ(🙄)ng )呢(🏦)

不过(🗒)王桂(〰)英不这样想(🍷)

原来大家大都(dōu )庄稼人靠天收成经济条件(jiàn )不多(🌅)邻里(lǐ )关系(🌈)也美满(⏲)和谐

可(kě )二舅这几年地(dì(🌃) )里活不忙就去(🍐)城里打(dǎ(🔰) )零(lí(🐅)ng )工挣的钱盖了(⛄)这几间新瓦(wǎ )房

些(🏙)农村(🎮)人(🧛)(rén )就有(🥉)这(zhè )个红眼(🈴)病见岂能(néng )别人比自(🐴)己过(guò )的(✍)(de )好尤其是(📂)以前都觉得不(👇)如你自己的

王桂(guì )英就一直(🐝)看不起二舅

王(wáng )桂(guì )英的男人(🈳)叫(jiào )陈四虎

名(🎾)字里(🥦)面(miàn )只不过(guò )有个虎字但(dàn )是是只(zhī )病(😪)猫(māo )

陈四(⛹)虎老实的三(sān )棍子打不出(chū )个屁来(💎)(lái )

他怕事平(🗿)时家里的事全是王桂英(👈)撑(🚞)腰

今(✉)天二舅摆上(shàng )梁酒王桂(😑)英(yīng )不知好歹找(🥞)碴(chá )陈四虎(✳)(hǔ )就躲在屋里不出(chū )头(🚚)

陈四虎你出不出来管一管你如果这样(🤥)再不论别怪我一点也不客(🤱)气了(🤽)王桂(⛸)英骂的真的很难听手中还(♑)不时的(🎟)铲着(👳)鸡(🎎)粪(🏛)猪粪(🥜)(fèn )往院(yuàn )子这(👫)边甩(🏥)二舅实在是忍无可忍的道

爹(👅)你跟他啰唆(suō )什(⏸)么呢东西(🔔)啊(🐟)大表(😽)(biǎo )哥的确对(🏜)二舅实在是太温和的处(chù )理不(bú )满

大(📡)表哥(👾)拿(🍠)板凳攀过(🕶)(guò )了院墙可以(♟)(yǐ )打(dǎ )开了隔(gé )壁(⏭)的大门

早(zǎ(📅)o )守在(🐛)门(mén )口的二表哥带(💴)着兴奋几(⛎)个堂兄(✳)弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出来是(🆔)一顿打

幸(🐩)好村里(🏽)几(🚗)(jǐ )个干部也几人就把(🌐)众人给抽开(🍍)了

王桂英说要(🥜)(yào )可(kě(💄) )以报警村书记许(📞)(xǔ )红(🥋)星(🐌)嘲弄(🈸)(nòng )道王桂英你有脸打110人(🌖)家摆酒席你(🍨)泼(🥌)屎(⚽)(shǐ )打了你又(🔙)是活(huó )该(gāi )倒(👌)霉(😖)你今天要不向吴老二道歉吧看(🔝)我咋收(⏫)拾(🔢)好你(🔒)(nǐ )

王桂(guì(🍒) )英哪里(🎥)肯去道歉(🦕)

她见所(👘)有人(🔣)都奚(⛎)落(luò )她的不是顿(🍿)时就(jiù )气的要撞墙(🐸)自戕

更何况几人的(de )人多把她给拉(lā )住了(⛸)

这时候场面(🦄)僵(👡)在(zài )原(🎑)地了(🌞)几方面都下(👮)(xià )不(📹)来台

更何(hé )况(📧)陈四虎(🛣)从房里走了(🔼)出来他向二舅道了歉还向许(🔝)书记只要管好(hǎ(💀)o )老(lǎo )婆(⏹)自(🏴)愿来陪偿二舅三百块钱王桂(guì(😈) )英(📹)也(yě )被懦弱的陈(chén )四虎气的一时间回(🐨)了娘(niáng )家(🍟)事情才算告了(🏎)一(👟)段落

事情下来了一年多我又(🏈)回来了(le )一次(🎟)二(🈳)舅家吃(chī(📷) )饭(fàn )不这(⭐)回是白(🤼)事

王桂英那次(cì )受(🚦)了气虽说(shuō )对二舅一(🔨)家耿耿(✊)于(🍬)怀但更气陈四虎的太窝(wō )囊

她天天上更加变本(🤱)加厉的(de )数(📔)落陈四虎的懦弱无能终于成功把陈(chén )四虎给烧(🕜)穿(🍋)(chuān )了(🛴)

那天二舅还在城里(lǐ )去(🏓)(qù )打工二舅(🤼)妈一个人在(👶)菜地干(🗻)活(📰)的(🐉)(de )人

陈四虎那着砍草的(🆚)镰刀来到(😎)菜地把(bǎ )二舅妈砍翻(fān )在地

镰(🧑)(lián )刀再锋利(🤜)但远远超出长度也没办(bàn )法一下(xià )把人(rén )脑袋砍下来

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌的(🈲)村民的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍(🌴)下了二舅妈(mā )的脑袋

接着提着血(💄)淋淋(📗)的的脑袋回到家里扔(🌚)到了王桂英面前

你看一(yī(🍗) )下(xià )我(⛰)倒底有没窝囊废有胆量的村民伏在(zài )门缝上见到他这样的话问(😡)王桂英(❕)

王桂英被吓的魂(⛄)(hún )不附体号陶痛哭

陈(chén )四虎得意(🎱)(yì )地的压了一桶水洗干净的手脚正坐在堂屋看电视节目(🌳)

很快地J察就进了村立即逮(🖱)捕了陈四虎

法医仵作(zuò(🍦) )验尸让亲戚邻里(🦌)自(📣)己去看

大夏(xià )天放了一两天的人(rén )头恶臭很难闻看完的人都(dō(🖼)u )吐了(🧥)

吃(chī )东西的那天(tiā(🍘)n )王桂英(🥟)是没有再找你麻烦

她家(😪)的门上落了锁(🍝)没人明白了她去哪了