• 1需要一篇(🚼)小鬼当家(jiā )3英文(🙇)(wén )简介
• 2小鬼(👫)当(💦)(dāng )家十大经典

1需要一篇小(🎁)(xiǎo )鬼(😃)当(📖)家3英(yīng )文简介

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2小鬼(🙇)当(🌡)家十大(dà )经典

2贸(mào )然说放(📖)(fàng )弃你的(de )是胆小鬼还是放(fàng )不下过(🎯)来(🏀)的是(🍍)小气鬼自己最不喜欢的是自己这些爱(🚸)哭鬼当然(🌗)了我最喜欢的就是(🚜)你(📏)这种开(🤦)心鬼(🧑)中元节(🕷)祈福(📙)平安

3酗酒(💀)(jiǔ(🦅) )的叫酒鬼打麻将的叫赌鬼不好色的叫色鬼很淘气的叫(🚓)小鬼走背运(🏹)的叫倒霉鬼精明(míng )的叫机灵鬼我只想对你(🌵)知(❣)道一句中元(yuán )节只(🎾)有快乐(🙎)死鬼

4万圣(🍋)节到了会有人脱下(🎉)鬼怪服戴(🏏)上骷髅面(miàn )具手(🗒)里(lǐ )南(🎑)瓜灯(📴)坐上(shà(🤔)ng )幽灵马车(chē )回(huí(🍶) )到你家吓一(yī )吓你别怕如果能你怀中掏出我给你发(fā )的祝福(fú )短(🌴)信你将免受被吓之(👍)(zhī )灾我祝你在万圣节快快(kuài )乐乐开(kāi )开心心不被鬼吓(🔤)

5万圣节到(dào )了送(👁)(sòng )你一面具(📲)让(💌)你满面笑容荣光(📆)焕发送你(🕔)一外衣彰显你魔(🔦)鬼般(🎷)的身材(🧗)送你一双(🌆)鞋让你蹋破艰(⚓)难万(⬇)事顺(shùn )利祝万圣节快(kuài )乐

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6你(❇)逗你逗你真逗人比黄瓜瘦(🐏)没有(yǒu )三两肉皮比城墙厚子弹打不透学(🎼)会了翻跟(🚰)斗(dòu )翻(🌑)进坑里头嘿(😺)祝你万圣节快乐

7我拜(🙋)鬼(🥑)求神赐(cì )予你好运(😤)愿你财源滚(😧)滚而(🎰)来我神差(🥖)鬼使真(🌉)心(🧀)喜欢忠心支持愿你家(jiā(🛐) )庭美满辉(huī )煌腾(téng )达祝(🚊)你神(shén )施鬼设文采多中元(🧞)节到祝你(🎓)幸(xìng )福开心

8中元(yuán )节到了(🔐)不能你胡吃海喝(hē )做(zuò )个(gè )潇洒(🅰)馋(chán )鬼你们不许你(🍮)无(🥥)节制沦落成(📋)酒鬼不能你游手好闲当个优哉游哉懒鬼不准去(🔫)你熬夜通(👊)宵(xiāo )变身了为沉睡不醒鬼愿意你咧(liě )嘴(zuǐ )偷笑(xià(🐨)o )变异进化(huà )成(🌻)开心鬼(guǐ )不许(🏚)你一毛不拔被退(🙁)化为(wéi )小气(qì )鬼其实让一切烦恼都活见鬼你(📟)就哩哩哩渺渺变得(🧡)了幸福(⬛)鬼

9别还(⛎)以为我忘了你(🥑)比如说今天万圣节我第(👓)一个想起了(😺)的就是你因为(🎂)你跟鬼(💾)是亲戚嘛祝(zhù )你节(🔯)日(🕖)欢乐无限学扩(kuò )写句(🗨)子网

10万圣节(jiē )来小(🐩)鬼四处乱(🔄)(luàn )窜开心鬼来(🗡)让(❤)你笑容灿烂伶俐(🐝)鬼(🍊)来(📥)让(😆)你前(🐈)程崎(😿)(qí )岖(qū )不(bú )平吝啬(📳)鬼来让(ràng )你赚得盆满(mǎ(🏆)n )钵(🚇)满(🤹)好运(👁)鬼来(lái )让你(nǐ )