• 1需要一篇小(🐍)鬼当家(🛩)3英文简介
• 2小(🥗)鬼(⛸)当家十(👳)大经典

1需(🔎)要(🏿)一篇小鬼(🤴)当(💜)家(jiā )3英文简介

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2小(🔞)鬼当家十大(dà )经典(🕐)

2贸然(🎛)(rán )说放弃你的(🐚)是胆小鬼(🐸)还是放不下过来(lái )的是小气(🥐)鬼自己最不(🦌)喜欢的是自己(🖨)这些(xiē )爱哭鬼(🍽)当然(🚏)了我最喜(xǐ )欢的就是(shì )你这种(🍄)开心(😚)鬼中(🎊)元节祈福(🍃)平安

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4万(💌)圣节到了会有人脱(👏)下鬼怪服戴上(shàng )骷髅面(🧤)具手里(🆒)南瓜灯(dēng )坐上幽灵马车回(⚡)到你(📃)家吓(🙎)一吓你别怕如(🚹)果(🌟)能你怀中掏出我给你发(🐍)的祝(🔶)福短信你将免受被(💺)吓之灾我祝你(nǐ )在(zài )万圣节快快(kuài )乐乐开开心心不被鬼(🈶)吓(🕋)

5万圣节到了(🥛)送你(🏍)一面具让你满面笑容荣光(🎃)焕发送你一外衣彰(🌜)(zhāng )显你魔鬼般的身材(cá(👁)i )送你一双鞋让你蹋破艰难万事顺利祝万圣(🐍)节快乐

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6你(🍲)逗你逗你真逗人(rén )比(🆓)黄瓜瘦没有(yǒu )三两肉皮比城墙厚子弹(📐)打不透(tòu )学(🔓)会了翻(🍑)跟斗翻进坑里(🕙)头(tóu )嘿(😱)祝(✂)你(nǐ )万圣(shèng )节(jiē )快乐

7我拜鬼(guǐ )求(qiú )神赐予(yǔ )你好运愿你(🔪)财源滚滚(gǔ(🌍)n )而(ér )来(lái )我神差(🐃)鬼使真心喜(🌔)欢忠心支(🈺)持愿你家庭美满辉煌(🍛)腾(🍏)达祝你神施鬼设文采多中(zhōng )元(👪)(yuán )节到祝你幸福(📀)开心(xīn )

8中元(🔟)(yuán )节到了(🥇)(le )不(🎳)能你胡吃(chī )海喝做(🤫)个(🌌)(gè(🕹) )潇洒(🎀)馋鬼(guǐ )你们不许你无节制沦落(🤒)成酒鬼不能你(🏁)游(📰)手(🚬)好(🐾)(hǎo )闲当个(🛋)优(yōu )哉游哉懒鬼(🔨)不准去你熬夜通宵(🌓)变(biàn )身了为沉睡不醒鬼愿(📃)意你咧嘴偷笑变(biàn )异进化成开心(🥣)鬼(guǐ )不许你(nǐ )一(yī )毛(🚞)不拔被(🚿)退化为(wéi )小气(💎)鬼其实让一切烦恼都活见鬼你就哩哩(😘)哩渺渺变(biàn )得(👃)了(😉)幸福鬼

9别(bié )还以(🅿)为我(wǒ )忘(🏑)了你比(😒)如说今天万(wàn )圣节我第一个想(⌛)起了的就是你(nǐ )因为你跟鬼是亲戚嘛祝你节日欢乐无(🤽)限学扩写句(🏻)子网

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