丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋(🔻)片尾(🎱)曲
• 2你曾经看到过(🏨)的毁三观的画面是什么
• 3你曾经做过最羞耻(chǐ )的事情是什(🌟)么
• 4你(🕦)听过(guò )或看过哪些(🛎)变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(qǔ )创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属(shǔ )专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌(🤬)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(🏝)曾经看到过(🍙)的毁三(🧥)观的画面是什么(🐭)(me )

3你曾经做(⏳)(zuò )过(guò )最羞耻(📸)的(de )事情是什么

4你(💮)听(tīng )过或看过哪些变态故事

几大桌子的宾客正(zhèng )吃几顿的兴奋(fèn )突然之间靠院墙的(🏻)几桌客人一(🥀)阵大乱(🍾)

大家闷哼看过来(lá(❓)i )原来是(shì )是院墙隔壁有一些邪秽的(de )东西不时飞过来

酒菜(🚶)不能不能再吃一些宾客(⛲)的衣服也沾(👽)了脏很多人都(🐏)气(👺)的怒(🚉)骂(🛡)

做(💣)为主(🕤)人的二舅也就肯(🐠)(kěn )定不能不(🌖)闻(🍇)不问(🍑)

他跟(✒)宾客们道了几句歉就(🐪)拿梯子爬到院墙(👲)和邻(lín )居对(🔩)骂

王桂英我XXXXX你(nǐ )平时跟我瞎折腾我也就忍了今天你去见这(🚧)样多人跟(🍷)我较(💜)劲我非(fēi )撕(sī )烂(📀)你的嘴巴不(🐶)可二舅(〰)站在梯子气极(jí )败坏的(💊)骂道(🥉)

吴明宏你有胆子(📵)就再试(🚳)试(👅)你一(🌿)天不把事情能解(⚾)决好老(🍓)娘(niáng )就一(📩)天(🍣)不(💟)放你对(👴)面传他(✒)们(🐐)来(🏔)了一个妇女(nǚ )的(de )骂声

二舅(🌠)家农村的房子(zǐ )是挨得很(🚑)近隔壁建的(💇)

以前房子一样高(⭐)下雨天各(🐟)家屋上的雨水向(🙆)着瓦片淌入(💶)(rù )各家(jiā )院里(lǐ )

可二舅拆了旧房起新房(fá(🤑)ng )新房比隔壁的房子高了半(bà(🧣)n )米角上的雨水(shuǐ )就往隔壁屋(📼)顶(dǐng )上(⬆)流肯定也就进了他家(🏰)的院子(zǐ )

不过(guò(🎋) )这也并非(😶)有(yǒu )什(😲)么(😍)大(dà )事

流到院子里院子里的确就有排水(shuǐ )沟(🐕)能(🔞)有什么东(🕰)西影响呢

不过王桂英不(❓)这(😼)样想(xiǎng )

原来大家大都庄(zhuāng )稼人(rén )靠天收成经(🍰)济条(🦆)件不(🈯)多(duō(🔞) )邻里关系(🗳)也美满(📗)和谐(⏳)

可二舅这几(jǐ )年地(🎰)里活(🦆)(huó )不忙就去城里打零(🍊)工(gōng )挣的(🙋)钱盖了这(👼)几间新瓦(🏗)房

些(xiē )农村(👰)人(ré(👥)n )就(🌏)(jiù )有这个红眼病见岂(qǐ )能别人比自(📳)己过的(🔹)好尤其(qí )是(🚨)以前都(dōu )觉得不(🔰)如(🕢)你自己的

王(👐)桂英就一直看(🏏)不起二舅

王(😼)桂英的(🚺)男人叫陈四虎

名字里(🏀)面只不过(guò )有个(🎿)(gè )虎字但(🥁)是是只病猫(😝)

陈(🎦)四虎老(🤥)实的(🛋)三棍子打不(🍞)(bú )出个屁来

他怕事平时家(🥔)里(🥅)(lǐ )的事全是王桂(🚧)英(🏅)(yīng )撑腰

今(🤸)天二舅摆(🥨)上梁酒(🐿)王桂英不知好歹找碴陈四虎就躲在(🍔)屋里不(😻)出(🎤)头

陈四虎你出(chū(🌦) )不出来(lái )管一管你如果(guǒ )这样再不论(🥓)别怪(guài )我一点(❄)也不客气(🌆)了王桂英骂(mà )的真(🅱)的很难听手中还(hái )不时的(📷)铲着鸡粪猪(zhū(💕) )粪往院子这(💲)(zhè )边甩二舅实在是(🎏)忍无可忍(🔞)(rěn )的道(🐋)

爹你(🔽)跟他啰唆什么呢东(dōng )西啊大表哥的(de )确对(🅿)二舅实在是太温和的处理不(📘)(bú )满(mǎn )

大表哥(🌟)拿板凳攀过了(le )院墙(qiáng )可以打开了隔壁的大(dà )门

早守(shǒ(😁)u )在(zài )门口的二表哥带着兴奋几(🤟)个堂兄弟(❌)一(yī )拥而(ér )上夺过王桂(🖊)英手(shǒu )中(🎁)的铁(📍)锹出(🈳)来是(shì )一(yī(🐺) )顿打(😥)

幸好村(🥝)里几个干部也几人就把众人(🧐)给(gěi )抽(chōu )开了

王桂英说要(🧒)可以报警村书记许红星嘲弄道王(🐭)(wáng )桂英你有脸打110人家摆(🚩)酒席你泼屎打了你又(🤵)是活该倒(🧀)霉你今天要(yào )不(🥧)向吴(wú )老(🖕)二(📲)道(🍑)(dà(🔫)o )歉吧看我咋收拾(♐)好你

王桂英哪(🕔)里肯去道(🌮)歉

她(🦓)见所有(🕙)人都奚(xī )落(🚰)她的不是顿(🚊)时(shí )就气的要(⛽)撞(zhuàng )墙自(⬛)戕

更何况几人的人多把她(🌞)给拉住了

这时(shí )候场面僵在(🐔)(zà(📤)i )原(🕥)地了几方面都下(🙍)不来台

更(gèng )何况陈(🈁)四(sì )虎从房里(🤒)(lǐ )走了出来他(tā )向二舅道了(le )歉还向(xiàng )许书记只要(⌛)管好老(🔟)婆自愿来陪偿(cháng )二(〽)舅三百块钱王桂(➕)英也被(bèi )懦弱(ruò )的陈四虎(🕴)气的一时间回(🛰)了(le )娘家事(🏙)情才算告了(le )一段落

事(shì(💖) )情下(📡)来了一年(⬅)多(duō )我又回来了一次(⏰)二舅家吃饭不(📊)这(zhè )回是白事

王(🌭)桂英那(nà )次受了(le )气虽(suī(😗) )说对二舅(🕓)一家耿耿于怀(huái )但更气(👆)陈(chén )四虎(hǔ )的(🍭)太窝囊(🦖)

她天天(tiān )上(🚏)更(gèng )加(♋)变本加厉(🕒)的(🦃)(de )数落陈(🤾)四虎的懦弱(ruò )无能终于成(chéng )功把(bǎ )陈(🚫)(chén )四(sì )虎(🎲)给烧穿了

那天二舅还在城里去打工(🔮)二舅(🤝)(jiù(🛋) )妈(➰)一个人在菜地干(😮)活的人(rén )

陈四虎那着砍草(🌦)的镰刀来到菜地(dì )把二舅妈砍翻在地(😭)

镰刀再锋利但远(🛸)远超出长(📊)度(📭)也没办法一下把(🚁)人(🏑)脑袋砍下来(📥)

陈四虎面驳周边惊慌的村(⚫)民的面一镰刀(♟)一镰刀的(🤑)砍(kǎn )下(xià )了二舅(🕳)妈的脑袋

接着提着血淋淋(👮)的的脑袋回(huí )到家里扔到了王桂(guì )英面前

你(nǐ )看(kàn )一下(xià )我倒底有(🧔)没(méi )窝囊废有胆量的(🌞)村民(mín )伏在门缝上(⛏)见到他这样的话(🖨)问王桂(guì )英

王桂英被吓的魂不(🐴)(bú )附体号陶痛哭

陈(chén )四虎(👶)得(📩)意地的压了一桶水洗干净(⛏)的手(shǒ(📣)u )脚(🏜)正坐在堂(táng )屋看(kàn )电视节(jiē )目(mù )

很(🥘)快地(🤝)J察(chá(📎) )就进了村(cū(✨)n )立即(🚝)逮捕了陈四虎

法医仵作验尸让亲戚邻里自己(〰)去(qù(🏒) )看(😇)

大夏天放了一两天的人头恶(🕋)(è )臭很难闻看(🐡)完的人都吐了(🥐)

吃东西的(😲)那(nà )天王桂(guì )英(🔉)是没(mé(💢)i )有再找你麻烦

她家的(🐏)门(mén )上落了锁没人(rén )明白了(🤾)她去哪了(🉐)