丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你(🐑)曾经(☔)看到过的毁三观的(de )画(huà )面(🤗)是(😤)什么
• 3你曾经做过最(zuì )羞耻的事情是什么
• 4你(✴)听过(🤪)或看过哪些变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(🏘)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到(⛸)过的(🦃)毁三观的画(huà )面(💮)是什么

3你曾经做(🕋)过(guò )最羞耻的事情是什么(🔔)

4你听过或看过哪些变(🥑)态故事

几大桌子的宾客正吃几顿的兴奋突(💱)(tū(🈵) )然(rán )之间靠(🏴)院墙的几桌客人一阵(zhèn )大乱(🌻)

大家(🆑)闷哼看过来原(📿)来是(〰)是院墙(🍹)隔(🐡)壁有一(🤰)(yī(🚑) )些(xiē )邪(xié )秽的东西不时飞过来

酒菜(🤗)不能不能再吃一些宾客的(🍇)衣服也沾了脏(🚽)很多(🛍)人都(🎱)气的怒骂(mà )

做为主人的二舅也就肯定不能(🚵)不闻不问

他跟宾客们道(🚗)了几句歉就拿梯子爬到院墙和(🍂)邻(🍢)居对骂

王桂(guì(🕴) )英我(🍙)XXXXX你平(🔔)时跟我瞎折腾我也就忍(rěn )了(🌵)今(🔌)天(📳)你去见(jiàn )这样多人跟(🛠)(gēn )我较劲(jìn )我(🕢)非撕(sī )烂你的嘴巴(🚆)不(🔖)可二舅站在(🌞)梯子(zǐ )气极败坏的(🐳)骂道

吴明宏你有胆子就再试试你(nǐ )一天不把事情能解(🍪)决好老娘就一天不放你对面(👅)(miàn )传(🧞)(chuán )他们来(🦗)了一个(🐕)妇(fù )女的骂声(⛩)

二舅家农村的房子是挨(💐)得很近隔壁(🥢)建的

以(📨)前房子一样高下雨天各家屋上的(📠)雨(🦁)水(👘)向(🤰)着瓦片淌入各家院里

可二舅拆了旧房起(🕡)新房新房比隔壁的房(📞)子高了半米(🍽)角上的雨水(🗼)就往隔壁(bì )屋(wū )顶上(🎳)流肯定也就(💢)进了(🖤)他家的院子

不过(🌴)(guò )这也(🚭)并(bìng )非有(😲)什么大(dà )事

流到院子里院(💎)子里(🏑)的确(🏾)就有排水沟能有(🎶)什么东西(🤘)影响呢

不过王桂(guì )英不(bú(♑) )这样想

原来大家大(dà )都庄稼(➗)(jià )人(rén )靠天收成经济条(🛄)件不多邻里关系也美满和谐

可二舅这(💜)几年地里活(huó )不忙就去城(chéng )里打零(líng )工挣(🏑)的钱盖了这(🉐)几间新瓦房

些农村人就有(🤟)这个红眼病见岂能别人(rén )比自己过的好尤其是以前(🌫)都(🕶)觉得不如你自己的(🌟)

王(🎦)桂(🦖)(guì )英就一直看不起二舅

王桂英(✉)的男人叫陈四虎

名字里面只不(bú )过有(🍅)个虎字但是是只病猫

陈(chén )四虎老实(🎙)(shí )的三棍子(zǐ )打(dǎ )不出个(♈)屁来

他怕事平时(🚆)家(jiā )里的事全是(shì )王桂英(⚓)撑腰(🎟)

今天二舅摆(💶)上梁酒王(wáng )桂英不知好歹找(🙂)碴陈(chén )四虎就躲在屋里不出(chū )头

陈四(🍪)虎你出不出来(lái )管一管你如(🚀)果这样再不(🎠)(bú )论(🛂)别怪我(📼)一(🐷)点也不(bú )客气了(📦)王桂英骂的真的很难听(🍾)(tīng )手中还不(💅)时(🚉)的铲着鸡粪(fèn )猪(zhū(🚘) )粪往院子这(💇)边甩二舅实在是忍无(🍾)可忍的道(🔈)

爹你(🐑)跟他啰唆什(🍾)(shí )么(me )呢东西啊大(🚫)表(🔮)哥的确对二舅实在是(shì )太温和的处(🌒)理(lǐ )不满

大(📛)表(🗾)哥(🈹)拿板凳攀过了院墙(qiáng )可以打开了隔壁(bì )的大门

早守在门(🔩)(mén )口的二表哥带(dài )着(zhe )兴奋(fèn )几个堂兄弟一(📛)拥而(🎭)上夺过王桂英(🚔)(yīng )手中的铁锹出(🥁)来是一顿打

幸好村里几(🧔)个(gè )干部也几(🙅)人就把(🆔)众(zhòng )人给抽(chōu )开了

王桂英说要(yào )可(😳)以报警村书(✒)记许红星(xīng )嘲弄道王桂英(♋)你(🗒)有脸打110人家摆酒席(xí )你泼(🚜)屎(shǐ )打了(🤟)你又是(☝)活该倒霉你今天要不向吴老(lǎ(👴)o )二(⛄)道歉吧看我咋收拾好(🎫)(hǎo )你

王桂英哪里肯(🕵)(kěn )去道歉

她见(🕠)所有(yǒu )人(❗)都奚落(➗)她的不(bú )是顿(😇)时就气的(🦗)要撞墙自戕

更(gè(🆙)ng )何(🕸)况几人的人多(duō )把她(tā )给拉住了

这时(🎀)候场面僵在(😂)原地了几方面都下不来台

更何(🏒)况陈四(sì )虎从房里走了出来他(tā(🈴) )向二(èr )舅道了歉还向许书记只要(yà(🏅)o )管好(hǎ(🚸)o )老(🤳)婆自愿(yuàn )来陪偿二舅三(sān )百块钱王桂(🔕)英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的(de )一时间回了娘家(🌗)事情才算告了(🐃)一段落

事情下(xià )来了一年多(📁)我又回来了一(🛵)次二舅(📤)家吃饭(👇)不(bú )这回(huí )是白(bá(🗓)i )事

王桂(guì(🙌) )英那次受了(🕘)气虽(💐)说对二舅一家(💊)耿耿于(🐸)怀(huái )但更气陈四虎的太窝囊(🐿)

她天天上更加变本(🌅)(běn )加厉的数落(📴)陈四(🚭)(sì )虎(hǔ )的(🍞)(de )懦(nuò )弱无能终于成功把陈(💆)四虎给烧穿了(le )

那天(🖕)(tiān )二舅(🌬)还在(zài )城(📿)里去打工二舅(🐑)妈一个人在菜地干活的人

陈四(〰)虎那(🤚)着砍草(cǎo )的镰刀(🎑)来到菜地把二舅妈(🤩)砍(🦅)翻在地

镰刀再锋(♊)利但(🍄)远(yuǎ(⏮)n )远(yuǎn )超出长度也没办(✈)法(fǎ )一下(📵)把人脑袋砍下来

陈(📴)四虎面(miàn )驳周(zhō(⏱)u )边惊慌的村(cū(🎳)n )民的面一镰刀一镰(lián )刀的砍下了二(🤧)舅妈的脑袋(✅)

接着提着血淋淋的的脑袋回到(👐)(dà(🎓)o )家里扔(🆑)到了(le )王桂英面(mià(🎑)n )前(♓)

你(😕)看一下我倒底有(yǒu )没窝囊废有(🆔)(yǒ(💄)u )胆量(📿)的村民伏(🤶)在门(🎪)缝上(shàng )见到他(🕦)这样的话问王桂(👲)(guì(💭) )英(🎎)

王桂英被(🎧)吓的(de )魂(😶)不附体号陶痛哭(🚻)

陈四虎得意地的压了(le )一桶(🌼)(tǒng )水洗干净(🌋)的手脚正坐在堂屋看(🚝)电视节目

很快地(dì )J察就(🚊)进(jìn )了(le )村(📣)(cūn )立即逮(👂)捕(⛽)了陈(chén )四虎

法医仵(wǔ )作验(😴)尸(shī )让(rà(🍖)ng )亲戚邻里(lǐ )自(🚌)己去看

大夏(📶)天放了一两天的人头恶臭很难闻(➿)看完的人都吐了

吃东西的那天(tiān )王桂(guì )英(🤥)是没有再找你麻烦

她家(jiā )的门(mén )上(shàng )落了锁没(méi )人明(🚭)白了她去哪了